Billy’s first virus…

posted on 29 Jul 2014 in Computer

I code all my malware on it.

Photo courtesy of Drull.
Keyboard found in Japan. 

31 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:09 am |

    This is only the lite version for n00b hackers. The Pro 1337 h44x0r version has more keys, and blue LEDs.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Happy Hacking to you,
    Happy Hacking to you,
    Happy Hacking dear Keyboard,
    Happy Hacking to you!

  3. jjhitt | 4:17 am |

    I own one.
    But I’d trade it for a Star Pig.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Hacking_Keyboard

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |

    they have Edward Snowden as their spokesman.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    CAUTION: The bad hacking is experienced. A happy hacking is purchased and this keyboard for the second time.

  6. iLock | 4:28 am |

    Also incrude downroad of new hit song!
    – Party in the USB by Wiley Virus

  7. iLock | 4:29 am |

    *Wily.

    A virus made my keyboard malfunction.

  8. iLock | 4:35 am |

    #BadComputerUser

  9. timmy | 4:35 am |

    New smaller size fits nicely in prison cells.

  10. algernon | 4:57 am |

    News Limited will be pleased.

  11. Chuck | 5:41 am |

    Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2 has a built-in keystroke monitor with 3.5 km wireless transmission range.
    It makes a great gift for your ex.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:00 am |

    HINT: Escape through Windows after use.

  13. Sparky | 6:59 am |

    One for each hand.

  14. Marum | 7:11 am |

    That is why women should have falt tops on their head. So you can type messages on your Twitter account, while they are giving you oral sex.

  15. Marum | 7:40 am |

    Keyboard keyboard in the sky,
    Keyboard keyboard tell me why,
    For I sit in my cell crying salt salt tears,
    For my hacking got me twenty years.

  16. Marum | 7:42 am |

    @BFC. The government is going to treat Snowden fairly.

    They’re going to give him a fair trial, and hang him afterwards.

  17. GwydionM | 7:55 am |

    Happiness is a warm keyboard

  18. trixie | 8:42 am |

    And see if I can generate enough heat, to melt your frigging keyboards.

  19. Marum | 8:57 am |

    Miley Virus.

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:43 am |

    Happy Hacking 2: The Happy Hacker Goes To Hollywood.

  21. Miff | 3:01 pm |

    Happy Hacking is actually a well-respected brand of keyboards.

  22. Jonathan | 3:20 pm |

    The most viral infomercial yet!

  23. Droll not Troll | 8:03 pm |

    So easy to use that Huck the hick could hack the heck out of Sasame Hooks Ltd.

  24. tadchem | 2:32 am |

    I’m still looking for a Kanji keyboard.
    At least 2000 keys…

  25. KBurchfiel | 4:04 pm |

    The Happy Hacking Keyboard is well-known enough to have its own Wikipedia page. Not sure if it qualifies as Engrish, but I don’t mean to be a downer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Hacking_Keyboard

  26. GweLof | 8:07 pm |

    But this is a famous keyboard and I’m certain the name is deliberate as it’s made for programmers. I don’t understand why this is funny.

  27. Y’know, lately I haven’t been getting the old rush from infiltrating corporate and government computers. Maybe this keyboard will give me a lift.

  28. EffEff | 9:31 pm |

    BTW, “hacking” used to mean simply using a computer in a creative and original way. What is now hacking used to be “cracking”.

  29. Enclave | 3:28 am |

    BTW no hacker or an IT professional would ever choose this poor excuse for a keyboard!

  30. underscore | 1:10 am |

    These keyboards are legendary. I knew about happy hacking keyboards long before I discovered this site. There’s a lot of misunderstanding here. People assume this is some cheap $2 keyboard. It’s actually a high-end keyboards with mechanical key switches. There’s even a fairly long Wikipedia article on Happy Hacking keyboards.

    ‘Hacking’ is meant with the enthusiast’s definition as ‘tinkering’ rather than anything malevolent.

  31. Randal L. Schwartz | 3:04 pm |

    I object. Before “hacking” became a bad thing, it simply meant “being clever” (and applied to many fields of discipline). With the old-school meaning of “hacking” or “hacker”, this keyboard is named perfectly well.

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