Billy’s first virus…

posted on 29 Jul 2014 in Computer

I code all my malware on it.

Photo courtesy of Drull.
Keyboard found in Japan. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 8  

    This is only the lite version for n00b hackers. The Pro 1337 h44x0r version has more keys, and blue LEDs.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 6  

    Happy Hacking to you,
    Happy Hacking to you,
    Happy Hacking dear Keyboard,
    Happy Hacking to you!

  3. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    I own one.
    But I’d trade it for a Star Pig.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Hacking_Keyboard

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 8  

    they have Edward Snowden as their spokesman.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 8  

    CAUTION: The bad hacking is experienced. A happy hacking is purchased and this keyboard for the second time.

  6. iLock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 7  

    Also incrude downroad of new hit song!
    – Party in the USB by Wiley Virus

  7. iLock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 8  

    *Wily.

    A virus made my keyboard malfunction.

  8. iLock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 7  

    #BadComputerUser

  9. timmy | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    New smaller size fits nicely in prison cells.

  10. algernon | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 5  

    News Limited will be pleased.

  11. Chuck | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2 has a built-in keystroke monitor with 3.5 km wireless transmission range.
    It makes a great gift for your ex.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    HINT: Escape through Windows after use.

  13. Sparky | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    One for each hand.

  14. Marum | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 11  

    That is why women should have falt tops on their head. So you can type messages on your Twitter account, while they are giving you oral sex.

  15. Marum | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Keyboard keyboard in the sky,
    Keyboard keyboard tell me why,
    For I sit in my cell crying salt salt tears,
    For my hacking got me twenty years.

  16. Marum | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    @BFC. The government is going to treat Snowden fairly.

    They’re going to give him a fair trial, and hang him afterwards.

  17. GwydionM | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Happiness is a warm keyboard

  18. trixie | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 4  

    And see if I can generate enough heat, to melt your frigging keyboards.

  19. Marum | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    Miley Virus.

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Happy Hacking 2: The Happy Hacker Goes To Hollywood.

  21. Miff | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy Hacking is actually a well-respected brand of keyboards.

  22. Jonathan | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The most viral infomercial yet!

  23. Droll not Troll | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    So easy to use that Huck the hick could hack the heck out of Sasame Hooks Ltd.

  24. tadchem | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    I’m still looking for a Kanji keyboard.
    At least 2000 keys…

  25. KBurchfiel | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The Happy Hacking Keyboard is well-known enough to have its own Wikipedia page. Not sure if it qualifies as Engrish, but I don’t mean to be a downer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Hacking_Keyboard

  26. GweLof | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But this is a famous keyboard and I’m certain the name is deliberate as it’s made for programmers. I don’t understand why this is funny.

  27. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 1:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Y’know, lately I haven’t been getting the old rush from infiltrating corporate and government computers. Maybe this keyboard will give me a lift.

  28. EffEff | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW, “hacking” used to mean simply using a computer in a creative and original way. What is now hacking used to be “cracking”.

  29. Enclave | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 6  

    BTW no hacker or an IT professional would ever choose this poor excuse for a keyboard!

  30. underscore | 1:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    These keyboards are legendary. I knew about happy hacking keyboards long before I discovered this site. There’s a lot of misunderstanding here. People assume this is some cheap $2 keyboard. It’s actually a high-end keyboards with mechanical key switches. There’s even a fairly long Wikipedia article on Happy Hacking keyboards.

    ‘Hacking’ is meant with the enthusiast’s definition as ‘tinkering’ rather than anything malevolent.

  31. Randal L. Schwartz | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I object. Before “hacking” became a bad thing, it simply meant “being clever” (and applied to many fields of discipline). With the old-school meaning of “hacking” or “hacker”, this keyboard is named perfectly well.

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