Defecate normally please

posted on 24 Jul 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Richard Coombes.
Found at a park in Hanoi, Vietnam. 

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 1  

    So where can i graze my cattle

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 1  

    Defecate in a structured way

  3. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 34  Subtract rating 0  

    top·sy–tur·vy
    1: in utter confusion or disorder
    2: with the top or head downward

    I am not sure whether I would want to try defecating according to definition 2, even if it were not prohibited.

  4. JimS | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    To do WHAT in a WHAT way now?

  5. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    These are the very best trees our architects could build.

  6. jjhitt | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 1  

    Sounds like a Craig’s List personal ad: In search of open minded person into Topsy-Turvy. Must bring your own cattle.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    I Flammable Substances? I am not that HOT, you know!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Thank you Garden, I will be fine.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    Once upon a time, I defecated hanging from a tree upside-down.

    I’ll never forget it.

  10. coffeebot | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    psssst–it’s all in the toilet paper!

  11. timmy | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    If you are riding a motorcycle and a bike at the same time in the garden, no wonder it comes out all “topsy.’turvy”

  12. GwydionM | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Damn! I’ll have to make sure my washing clot does not hang out or be camp there.

  13. Chuck | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Am I okay with 2 Flammable Substances ?

  14. Chuck | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Can I stand on my head and fart my shoes off ?

  15. Sparky | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Sorry, I had to wash and bath in the lake after my defecation went topsy-turvy.

  16. Chris | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    These regulations were obviously written by a humble and self defecating person.

  17. Marum | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Mow that would be something to see.

    Having a crap while doing back-flips.

    Not a feat to be sniffed at.

  18. WorrierPrincess | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure you can defecate in the ornamental tank. Just keep your head pointing upwards and don’t bring soap — they’ll think you’re taking a wash.

  19. Gooma | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Look mate. I’m a bike riding explosive cow, who likes to run around stamping on birds. I will also crap wherever I please.

  20. Gooma | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    @Worrier Princess. They will also turn a blind eye to you gnawing the bark off trees, while you are having sex on the park benches.

  21. Marum | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    One can not blame the bloke for defecating in a topsy turvy manner.

    I filled the toilet bowl with Hydrochloric Acid.

  22. Marum | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Simple:
    Lambda ND = Rho L provided Pi ES is constant.

  23. Trixie | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd. I was under the tree gnawing on the grass. I can never forgive it.

  24. alexmagnus | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “If any body found, intentionally violate any regulation”. Is this a new way to say “Over my dead body!”?

  25. Classic Steve | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In other words, don’t talk s*** here.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Schrödinger’s Cattle

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The rule was introduced after the unfortunate incident with the gymnastics team and the bad fish.

  28. pasdrole | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Everyone must be strictly abided? Then you must follow my rules!

  29. Chuck | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Trespassers will be violated.

  30. Lollerskate | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry management, my poop is very symmetrical

  31. Lollerskate | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    After eating really spicy though, don’t even bother to keep it in as you’ve already broken rule 2.

  32. Droll not Troll | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Please use only explosives provided by us. You’ll find them in the gun turrets of the ornamental tanks.

  33. tadchem | 2:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems my homeowners’ association has taken over a homeless camp.

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Needless to say, you must absolutely not ignite any flammable explosive defecation.

  35. kioku | 11:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Posted in one of those art museum projects where all the furniture is bolted to the ceiling.

  36. sirpaulfan | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Defecate in rong tubes provided to ensure defecation comes out right side up.

  37. PORKFAT | 4:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just defecate normally. like everyone else.

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Any body found intentionally will be punished

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