Drugs…star pigs…connection?

posted on 28 Jul 2014 in Clothing

Having doubts about the drugs that pharmacist gave me…

Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
T-shirt found in Hiroshima, Japan.  

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  1. jjhitt | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 4  

    You are in luck. I’m pretty sure that position is still open.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 4  

    I’m a little snorter

  3. jjhitt | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    Bacon!

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    Be a pig

  5. DrLex | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 4  

    You to antidepressant section of drug store, and happy feelings surely is possible to do!

  6. GwydionM | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    Unleash your Inner Pig! Over-eat and be offensive!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 5  

    Unfortunately, everything you’ll become is spam! Spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, perhaps some sausages but mostly spam, spam, spam, spam, spam …

  8. DrLex | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    Steps in becoming the star pig of drug store’s:
    1. Get turned into bacon
    2. Have somebody overeat themselves on your bacon
    3. Have that person buy record amounts of antacids at drug store

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Great – I’m into sex, drug store’s and pigs!

  10. Sparky | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 5  

    A lady walked into the drug store with her dog. The pharmacist said “You can’t bring that pig in here”. The lady replied ” That’s not a pig, it’s a dog” The pharmacist replied “I was talking to the dog”.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    After retiring from the Star Trek series, Star Pig becomes the mascot of the Pharmaceutical industry.

  12. coffeebot | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    This is where Star-Bellied Sneeches get their bacon.

  13. Marum | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    If you can see this – It’s too late.

  14. Marum | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    @Sparky.
    This bloke is lying drunk in the gutte,r with a pig beside him.
    Two women walk by. One looks down her nose at the sight and snorts to her friend: “The company these animals keep, when they are drunk!”

    So. The pig gets up and slowly walks away.

  15. Chris | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    Eat like a sumo wrestler, get sponsored by a drugstore and try out for ‘The Voice: Japan’

  16. Gooma | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 6  

    Actually. She looked quite pretty when we went to bed.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    Sue E. has realized her life calling.

  18. Marum | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    The fun of living on acerage.
    I was in the workshop using my lathe, when I heard this strange noise. I looked down and there is this little very young pig beside me. Without thinking, I grabbed the 1.5lb engineer’s hammer sitting on the lathe’s gearbox, and with a full swing, terminating at the back of the pig’s head, despatched it. I then cleaned and cut it up and put it in the freezer.

    An hour later I was back operating the lathe, when this little kid came in and asked: “Excuse me mister, have you seen my pet pig. 😳

  19. jjhitt | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    @Marum : Was there room in the freezer for him too?

  20. Chris | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    I remember the sixties

  21. Chuck | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    It looks like he’s been sampling his own product.

  22. Garst | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    Doesn’t everyone want happy feeling drugs?

  23. tadchem | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    The pig got up and slowly walked away…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOWYNJTFsvs

  24. Lora | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    When it comes to star pigs, I’ll take Porky, Wilbur, and Miss Piggy, thank you very much!

  25. Lora | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 3  

    If the pig is in the drug store because it has laryngitis and can’t speak, does that make the pig disgruntled?
    And if the pig finds medicine that brings back its voice, does that make the pig a cured ham?

  26. White Rabbit | 7:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    One pill makes you larger,
    And one pill makes you the star pig of drug store’s.
    But the ones that Mother gives you
    Give you delusions of adequacy.

  27. iLock | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    You ate the whole bag of magic mushrooms? You pig!

  28. Droll not Troll | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    Twinkle, twinkle, little star
    Drug store’s made you what you are.
    Drugs have got you oh, so high
    You shining pig up in the sky.

  29. Jox | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    Any one else notice the track marks on the guy’s arm?

  30. Chris | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    @Lora: Don’t forget Arnold Ziffel!

  31. Marum | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    @tadchem. I liked Abdul the Bubul Emeer best.,

  32. Whirled One | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Pigs iiin Spaaaace!

  33. kedu | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Order your Crack Bacon today! You made the happy drug! Good food taste!

  34. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Look, Mr. Manson, all I want is my Norvasc and this bottle of Tylenol. And stop muttering, “Paul is dead.”

  35. EffEff | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop drinking my cough syrup, you pig!

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