I’m hungry for dainty

posted on 14 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Is the verisimilitude included in the meal?

Photo courtesy of Chelsea R.
Menu found at a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    The chef makes a nice wicker basket

  2. Jox | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    Sup

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Dainty, handcraft and healthiness. I’d be happy with a meal

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    – What’sup?
    – Bite me!

  5. DrLex | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Darling, if you do not eat your daintiness, you will not get a handcrafted dessert.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    The hotel … out full vegetarian meal. Are we about to learn that vegetarian meal is gay??

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    I’m sure they use only genuine verisimilitude.

  8. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    This meal has visualization verisimilitude with a beefsteak, but in reality it is just a piece of painted wood, handcrafted by the chef.

  9. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Visualize World Daintiness.

  10. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Be Green. Bite.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    – Waiter, where’s my vegetarian meal?
    – Coming soon, Sir. In two days and 23 hours.

  12. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 2  

    – Waiter, where’s my vegetarian meal?
    – We’re visualizing it now.

  13. JimS | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Please don’t eat the dainties.

  14. iLock | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    I usually say Sup first, but this sign forgot xD

  15. iLock | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    Sup daintiness! You lookin’ fine AND you got a healthiness glow,
    are you a vegetarian?
    You givin’ me some visualizations girl mmm!
    I bet you taste as purity like angel huh?!

  16. iLock | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    2 days of visualization and planning.
    1 day of cooking.
    The breaks we take only benefit the creative culinary experience
    for everyone in the end.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    – Mommy! I see a meal!

  18. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Three days for vegetables? Usually you only need to call ahead 24 hrs for Peking Duck.

  19. Sparky | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    OK, I’ll bite. I’ll have the verisimilitude with the daintiness on the side.

  20. Timmy | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Visualize whirled peas.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I ate too much healthiness. Now I feel sick.

  22. Gooma | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Sounds like they studied in the Australian School of Politicalspeak.

    Never use one word, when you can use ten meaningless ones instead.

    Monday ABC Radio national; Reporter; How do you feel about Clive Palmer going forward?
    (possible answer: About the opposite to how I feel about him going backward)

    Would someone tell me what the last two words are meant to mean.

    Possibilities:
    1. In the future.
    2. Going anywhere.
    3. Possibly achieving anything.
    4. Achieving some progress at anything.
    x. Yours?

  23. Gooma | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @Algernon: Did you say; “The Chef is a wicked basket?”

  24. Gooma | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Versimilitude?

    1. The above statement is not true.

    2. Every second thing I say is a lie.

    3. Everything I say is true..

    .

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    – Waiter! There’s a verisimilitude in my sup!

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    For this kind of visualization, I think I’ll order an Apple with at least 5 tera bites.

  27. jjhitt | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Translation: Knowing this stuff is trendy right now, we make this vegetarian stuff so that it looks like real food and tastes OK. We make this stuff by hand and we serve homosexuals and health nuts. Make a reservation, because we’re busy.

  28. Lora | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Green bite? Sounds like an early symptom of turning into a zombie.

  29. GwydionM | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    How to “out” a vegetarian

  30. Lollerskate | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Daintiness is the way to healthiness

  31. Silly Uncle Willy | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    How ’bout some Dainty Moore Vegatarian Beef Stew?

  32. Peter | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Argh . . . save that verisimilitude for yourself.
    Just serve me some rice vermicelli.

  33. EffEff | 11:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s up? Catsup!

  34. Myself | 12:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you think we can eat daintiness and healthiness, I’m sorry but you’re wrong.

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