Mom and Poo bought it for me.

posted on 30 Jul 2014 in Bags/Packaging, Media

Photo courtesy of Michael Holmes.
Bootleg DVD from Vietnam.  

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    Funny place to put a bum

  2. jjhitt | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    “Unleashes bolts of energy.” — Been eating Mexican again, I see.

  3. jjhitt | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 3  

    Neptune? I think you mean Uranus.

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    Scatagorically peeping

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    You’ll never poo it again!

  6. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 3  

    This is what happens when people try to enact the “when sh*t hits the fan” proverb in real life.

  7. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 3  

    Something tells me this is a crappy movie.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    Is there a poo in your eye or are you just happy to wtiness me?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 6  

    I prefer mouth-peeing action.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 3  

    “Witness the evolution of spectacular action EXCREMENT in this dazzling….unlike anything you have ever seen…” – Vietnam Chronicle

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 2  

    Poopeye the Sailor did it again

  12. WorrierPrincess | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 2  

    It’s all funny and smart until someone poos an eye out.

  13. Stopchicks | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Sometimes I shouldn’t use Google. I just entered a few search terms relating to this Engrish, and found out that chronic constipation may cause ocular (retinal) migraines…. o_O

  14. Gooma | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    @Marum. Housetraining my dog went spectacularly wrong too.

    Now he craps on the floor, rubs his nose in it, runs screaming round the room, and throws himself out the window.

  15. Mr. Wrong | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Now I know why I get eye strain when constipated.

  16. Mr. Wrong | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    Best line of the movie: “Mess with me, and I’ll cut you a new eye hole.”

  17. Mr. Wrong | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Everyone knows the old joke about why Texans’ eyes are brown, and why the blue-eyed Texan was a quart short.

  18. Mr. Wrong | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    There’s a trick you want to save for the Governor-General’s levee.

  19. Frank Burns | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    The eyes have __it.

  20. Mr. Wrong | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    That movie was so good I gotta get another roll of facewipe.

  21. Mr. Wrong | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    Eye’m so happy Eye could just @#$% myself.

  22. Chuck | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    My dad was a maintenance electrician at a veterans’ hospital.
    They had proctologist on staff who they addressed as “Squint”.

    Coincidence ?

  23. Lollerskate | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Prolapse?

  24. Classic Steve | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    I saw it and got conjunctivitis.

  25. Dervrak | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Actually the description is accurate, after watching this terrible movie I felt I had literally s**t out my eyes….

  26. Lora | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    I’ve heard of movies being full of eye candy. This one must be full of eye chocolate laxatives!

  27. Garst | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Defecatingly the best movie ever!

  28. DrLex | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Includes 10 minutes of never before seen footage of the director taking a big steaming dump!

  29. Chris | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Here’s poo in your eye!

  30. Droll not Troll | 11:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    I wonder if this movie will play on my new iPood?

  31. Droll not Troll | 11:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    3D is getting just a bit tooo realistic these days!

  32. M.U. | 11:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    You know a movie is bad when the BEST possible interpretation of the review is that it will make your eyes tired.

  33. Mr. Wrong | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Mom! Eye pooed by face again! We’ve got to stop watching these crappy movies.

  34. Karl | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why would I want to poo out of my eyes?

  35. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 1:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Smart, funny, and loaded with eye-pooing action.” Sounds like one of my dreams. Especially after a supreme pizza extra pepperoni.

  36. Airrider | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Scenes so shocking, you’ll pop your pants!

  37. foremjh | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d go get that looked at if I were you…

  38. justdylan8 | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mommy why is my DVD Player pooing out eyes?

  39. Zammy | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anybody needs toilet paper?

  40. PORKFAT | 10:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the old stink eye

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