Please check pockets for children

posted on 15 Jul 2014 in Clothing

Do not iron children under 12

Photo courtesy of D.S.

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  1. iLock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 47  Subtract rating 5  

    Remove child, fall clothes into water carefully

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 6  

    Of course you can’t wash your child inside-out

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 38  Subtract rating 7  

    It’s OK, she’s a cousin once removed.

  4. iLock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 6  

    Also do not feed child washing powder.

  5. iLock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 5  

    Putting children in the washing machine wont keep families together.
    If anything it will do the opposite.

  6. jjhitt | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 4  

    Klien Child — No matter how many times you turn the shirt inside out, the child is still inside it.

  7. Sparky | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 35  Subtract rating 5  

    Remove child unless her name is Polly Ester,

  8. jjhitt | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    No Triangles — You could put someone’s eye out.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 7  

    – Mommeeeeeeeeee…..!!
    .
    .
    .
    (sound of washing machine)

  10. coffeebot | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 5  

    Leave child in while drying to retain shape.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 26  

    – WASH SEPARATELY
    – OR, AT LEAST DO NOT MIX WHITE, BLACK AND YELLOW

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 3  

    You don’t want to be picking heir out of the lint filter.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 5  

    – I’m sorry, sweetie, but this time you’ll have to take a shower.

  14. Frank Burns | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 5  

    The demographic must be the same parents who leave their kids in a locked car with the widows rolled up in summer.

  15. Droll not Troll | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 5  

    Honey, I shrunk the kid!

  16. Gooma | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 10  

    @DnT Better than Woody Allen. (Hey honey I f====d the kids)

  17. GwydionM | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    Remove child inside the outside. Then put outside (BUT NOT CHILD) inside the inside to make it fit to be outside again.

  18. Marum | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 3  

    Thanks for that.

    I now know what I have been doing wrong all these years..

  19. tadchem | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    The girls, Polly and Esther, love to play in the wash tub.

  20. Peter | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    Easy job. But wait a minute . . . I need a child remover!

  21. Lora | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    So it’s not a “wash and wear” shirt, then?

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 3  

    How can I wash my children if I remove them?!

  23. szk | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    Because for some reason, that isn’t obvious

  24. Stan | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    I need to give this to my sister. Once she refueld the van with gasoline, completely forgotten that was a petroleum van. I’m very frighten than she put my nephew on the washing machine.

  25. Big Fat Cat | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    That’s a child abusive garment

  26. EffEff | 11:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    @DnT: Honey, I shrunk the Master!
    (classic Doctor Who reference there)

  27. Anomoly | 12:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    The child will dry with the washing. Whats the need to remove it before washing?

  28. iLock | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Don’t be wild
    Remove child
    Detergent mild

  29. iLock | 12:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    ♫ My polyester girl, so shiny ♫

  30. iLock | 12:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Napisan – Sans nappy wearer

  31. Aglika Markova | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So, what’s wrong with having a clean child?

  32. sirpaulfan | 2:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In fact, good idea is remove all people from clothes before washing in suds machine.

  33. Oocca | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought EVERYONE just threw children in random household machines, but okay.

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