Weasel Coffee Flavor

posted on 25 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Theresa Wang.
Found in Taiwan. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 5  

    – A black weasel with teeth and a bowel of enzyme, please.

  2. DrLex | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 5  

    Exactly what I was looking for. I have wanted to smell like weasel all my life.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 6  

    INSTRUCTION FOR WEASEL:

    1. Run to garden
    2. Choose fruits
    3. Eat fruits
    4. Rape fruits
    5. Drink teeth

  4. algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 5  

    So the weasel rapes the coffee beans

  5. algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 5  

    As opposed to the coffee from the civet cat

  6. Frank Burns | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    Glad to see Pauly Schorr is finding work these days. Bud-dy!

  7. Sparky | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 7  

    I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play “Pop Goes The Weasel” over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.

  8. jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 5  

    Fresh, like a breath of fresh weasel droppings.

  9. jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    Soft feelings are highly over-rated.

  10. Chuck | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 5  

    Ask your Starbucks barista for an extra shot of Weasel.

  11. Jewels | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 5  

    I won’t be putting that in my bucket list!

  12. Chuck | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 5  

    @Jewels – But suitable for bucket !

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 5  

    CAUTION: Don’t Drink Teeth

  14. WorrierPrincess | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 5  

    If I was asked to describe the feeling of drinking weasel-scented teeth and lips, I might well use the word “unforgettable.”

  15. WorrierPrincess | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 5  

    Poop! goes the weasel.

  16. Biff the Understudy | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 5  

    When enjoying, you will have a soft feeling.

    Is that a threat or a promise?

  17. Dervrak | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 6  

    —When enjoying you will have a soft feeling.—-

    Is that a polite way of warning the coffee may cause impotence?

  18. Biff the Understudy | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 8  

    It puts the coffee beans in the bucket list or it gets the hose again.

  19. Trixie | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    Hear no weevil.
    Hear no weevil.
    Speak no weevil.

  20. Marum | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 5  

    The moral of this story:

    Don’t suck on your Weasel.

  21. Trixie | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    My Ferret found your weasel delightful, on top of the coffee sacks.

  22. Goooma | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd. We of the Gay and Lesbian community, resemble your use of the word “fruits”.

  23. Marum | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 7  

    When my lover said; Ewww! “You smell like Weasel.”

    I said; ‘That may well be so. But I f— like a Ferret.’

  24. Marum | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    How exotic. My coffee only arrives with rat droppings in it.

  25. Droll not Troll | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 7  

    You weasel! If you rape coffee fruits I’ll roast your beans!

  26. Droll not Troll | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 7  

    …typical roasting will make coffee products with make coffee products… that explains why the coffee repeats on me.

  27. Marum | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 6  

    Those are unweasonable claims.
    It is only ferret a complaint be made to the Advertising Standards Board.
    I hope they will stoat this otter nonsense immediately.
    These types of ads are so badger you want to put a mustalidenae ion them.
    I will feel absolutely in the mink if I can cause you trouble.

    Until zorilla….Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

  28. Civet Cat | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I find this an unweasonable case of mistaken identity.

  29. Lora | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    Weasel coffee flavor.
    Um… tastes like chicken coffee flavor?
    Well, If this coffee doesn’t wake you up, reading the label surely will.

  30. Lollerskate | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Pretty rape doesn’t destroy lives… ferments them.

  31. Ellen | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    The really funny part is that not much of that is mistranslated; coffee beans that have been through a weasel’s digestive system are actually a thing.

  32. Peter | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    Finally a fruit fetish that rapes fruit

  33. Mr. Wrong | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    …at night, the ice weasels come.

  34. Mr. Wrong | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    So Weasel Breath would be a euphemism.

  35. Mr. Wrong | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    I love the smell of weasel dung in the morning.

  36. Mr. Wrong | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    Another post-industrial career opportunity in weasel poop scooping.

  37. Salome | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 5  

    Reads like a load of crappucino to me.

  38. Chuck | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    ” Like coffee through a weasel ! “

  39. szk | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    So in other words, it contains weasel crap?

  40. Hei Fei | 2:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    @Marum: You shouldn’t try to write in German. Sorry, but your German is lousy.
    A German.

  41. tadchem | 3:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    Barista! What’s with the Pike Blend this morning? It tastes like it’s been filtered through a weasel!

  42. Marum | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    @Hi Fei. If you only criticize and never correct, h does any one ever learn?
    Or were you born perfect?

  43. Marum | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 7  

    To play through = durchspielen

    chessplayier = Schachspieler

    Chess playing = schachspielen

    Your interpretation = ?

  44. Marum | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    Or did I get Cat wrong.

    Die Katze (sing)

    Die Katzen (pl)

    Grrrrooowwwlll….Marum.(Die Hauskatze)

  45. Marum | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    die Schach-spielen-Katze.

    The result from an online translator (Not Babylon)

    Should it be one word? ie Marum. (Die Schachspielenkatze)

    I have been told by quite a few Deutschlanders that my Deutsch is fairly good. Für ein Australien – das ist. :biggrin:

  46. Chuck | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    …and a squeeze of lemming in my tea, please.

  47. Jim_S | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    I… I can’t even… What?

  48. EffEff | 11:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    Baobab Seeds sprout faster after passing through the digestive tract of the baboon.

  49. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “With a typical and special taste.” That just sprained my mind.

  50. Kerry | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Upon that reasoning he got 25 to life.

  51. Enclave | 11:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please go easy on the RAPE fruits in my weasel feces coffee!

  52. sirpaulfan | 2:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    1) “Does this coffee smell funny to you?”

    2) Starbuck’s new blend: Weasel Digestive Track.

  53. Jerry | 11:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s comes from a what’s what?

  54. Agent241 | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Wile E. Coyote:
    Typical is the opposite of special… I wonder what word they were aiming for… Tropical?

  55. Tharthan | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Everyone who uses “a thing” for “something” and “is a thing” for “does exist” needs to be put in a loony bin.

    It’s wicked dumb. So… plz stp kthanxbai.

    In regards to this…

    What can one expect from that little weasel!? 😮

  56. Candyd | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Seriously, it’s civet coffee, also called kopi luwak, which is the most expensive coffee in the world. Half digested coffee beans found in civet poop. It has its own article on Wikipedia.

  57. DECMATH | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Weasel. Not just the other yellow meat any more!

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