Weasel Coffee Flavor

posted on 25 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Theresa Wang.
Found in Taiwan. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    – A black weasel with teeth and a bowel of enzyme, please.

  2. DrLex | 4:07 am |

    Exactly what I was looking for. I have wanted to smell like weasel all my life.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    INSTRUCTION FOR WEASEL:

    1. Run to garden
    2. Choose fruits
    3. Eat fruits
    4. Rape fruits
    5. Drink teeth

  4. algernon | 4:32 am |

    So the weasel rapes the coffee beans

  5. algernon | 4:32 am |

    As opposed to the coffee from the civet cat

  6. Frank Burns | 4:52 am |

    Glad to see Pauly Schorr is finding work these days. Bud-dy!

  7. Sparky | 5:20 am |

    I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play “Pop Goes The Weasel” over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.

  8. jjhitt | 5:30 am |

    Fresh, like a breath of fresh weasel droppings.

  9. jjhitt | 5:30 am |

    Soft feelings are highly over-rated.

  10. Chuck | 5:36 am |

    Ask your Starbucks barista for an extra shot of Weasel.

  11. Jewels | 5:50 am |

    I won’t be putting that in my bucket list!

  12. Chuck | 5:59 am |

    @Jewels – But suitable for bucket !

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:13 am |

    CAUTION: Don’t Drink Teeth

  14. WorrierPrincess | 9:14 am |

    If I was asked to describe the feeling of drinking weasel-scented teeth and lips, I might well use the word “unforgettable.”

  15. WorrierPrincess | 9:18 am |

    Poop! goes the weasel.

  16. Biff the Understudy | 10:09 am |

    When enjoying, you will have a soft feeling.

    Is that a threat or a promise?

  17. Dervrak | 10:10 am |

    —When enjoying you will have a soft feeling.—-

    Is that a polite way of warning the coffee may cause impotence?

  18. Biff the Understudy | 10:10 am |

    It puts the coffee beans in the bucket list or it gets the hose again.

  19. Trixie | 10:44 am |

    Hear no weevil.
    Hear no weevil.
    Speak no weevil.

  20. Marum | 10:46 am |

    The moral of this story:

    Don’t suck on your Weasel.

  21. Trixie | 10:48 am |

    My Ferret found your weasel delightful, on top of the coffee sacks.

  22. Goooma | 10:52 am |

    @72rd. We of the Gay and Lesbian community, resemble your use of the word “fruits”.

  23. Marum | 10:59 am |

    When my lover said; Ewww! “You smell like Weasel.”

    I said; ‘That may well be so. But I f— like a Ferret.’

  24. Marum | 11:20 am |

    How exotic. My coffee only arrives with rat droppings in it.

  25. Droll not Troll | 11:31 am |

    You weasel! If you rape coffee fruits I’ll roast your beans!

  26. Droll not Troll | 11:35 am |

    …typical roasting will make coffee products with make coffee products… that explains why the coffee repeats on me.

  27. Marum | 11:38 am |

    Those are unweasonable claims.
    It is only ferret a complaint be made to the Advertising Standards Board.
    I hope they will stoat this otter nonsense immediately.
    These types of ads are so badger you want to put a mustalidenae ion them.
    I will feel absolutely in the mink if I can cause you trouble.

    Until zorilla….Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

  28. Civet Cat | 11:50 am |

    I find this an unweasonable case of mistaken identity.

  29. Lora | 12:05 pm |

    Weasel coffee flavor.
    Um… tastes like chicken coffee flavor?
    Well, If this coffee doesn’t wake you up, reading the label surely will.

  30. Lollerskate | 1:14 pm |

    Pretty rape doesn’t destroy lives… ferments them.

  31. Ellen | 1:44 pm |

    The really funny part is that not much of that is mistranslated; coffee beans that have been through a weasel’s digestive system are actually a thing.

  32. Peter | 2:04 pm |

    Finally a fruit fetish that rapes fruit

  33. Mr. Wrong | 2:31 pm |

    …at night, the ice weasels come.

  34. Mr. Wrong | 2:34 pm |

    So Weasel Breath would be a euphemism.

  35. Mr. Wrong | 2:34 pm |

    I love the smell of weasel dung in the morning.

  36. Mr. Wrong | 2:37 pm |

    Another post-industrial career opportunity in weasel poop scooping.

  37. Salome | 3:34 pm |

    Reads like a load of crappucino to me.

  38. Chuck | 7:50 pm |

    ” Like coffee through a weasel ! “

  39. szk | 10:27 pm |

    So in other words, it contains weasel crap?

  40. Hei Fei | 2:44 am |

    @Marum: You shouldn’t try to write in German. Sorry, but your German is lousy.
    A German.

  41. tadchem | 3:17 am |

    Barista! What’s with the Pike Blend this morning? It tastes like it’s been filtered through a weasel!

  42. Marum | 7:13 am |

    @Hi Fei. If you only criticize and never correct, h does any one ever learn?
    Or were you born perfect?

  43. Marum | 7:37 am |

    To play through = durchspielen

    chessplayier = Schachspieler

    Chess playing = schachspielen

    Your interpretation = ?

  44. Marum | 7:42 am |

    Or did I get Cat wrong.

    Die Katze (sing)

    Die Katzen (pl)

    Grrrrooowwwlll….Marum.(Die Hauskatze)

  45. Marum | 9:31 am |

    die Schach-spielen-Katze.

    The result from an online translator (Not Babylon)

    Should it be one word? ie Marum. (Die Schachspielenkatze)

    I have been told by quite a few Deutschlanders that my Deutsch is fairly good. Für ein Australien – das ist. :biggrin:

  46. Chuck | 1:44 pm |

    …and a squeeze of lemming in my tea, please.

  47. Jim_S | 3:55 pm |

    I… I can’t even… What?

  48. EffEff | 11:34 pm |

    Baobab Seeds sprout faster after passing through the digestive tract of the baboon.

  49. “With a typical and special taste.” That just sprained my mind.

  50. Kerry | 7:08 pm |

    Upon that reasoning he got 25 to life.

  51. Enclave | 11:05 pm |

    Please go easy on the RAPE fruits in my weasel feces coffee!

  52. sirpaulfan | 2:01 am |

    1) “Does this coffee smell funny to you?”

    2) Starbuck’s new blend: Weasel Digestive Track.

  53. Jerry | 11:10 pm |

    It’s comes from a what’s what?

  54. Agent241 | 9:32 pm |

    @Wile E. Coyote:
    Typical is the opposite of special… I wonder what word they were aiming for… Tropical?

  55. Tharthan | 2:33 pm |

    Everyone who uses “a thing” for “something” and “is a thing” for “does exist” needs to be put in a loony bin.

    It’s wicked dumb. So… plz stp kthanxbai.

    In regards to this…

    What can one expect from that little weasel!? 😮

  56. Candyd | 12:13 pm |

    Seriously, it’s civet coffee, also called kopi luwak, which is the most expensive coffee in the world. Half digested coffee beans found in civet poop. It has its own article on Wikipedia.

  57. DECMATH | 8:01 am |

    Weasel. Not just the other yellow meat any more!

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