What ISO is that toilet paper?

posted on 17 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

I need a plunger–the shutter’s stuck

Photo courtesy of Lauren Crawford.
Found in China. 

31 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    All in techocolor

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Careful what you wish for

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    Urinal camera instructions:

    1. Say ‘Pee!’
    2. Press the button
    3. Flush

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 3  

    Brilliant solution for crappy photos

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    The modern way to make watercolours.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    For those pictures you don’t want in your al-bum any more.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Doors inside are marked with ‘Men’ and ‘Women’ photos

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 4  

    And you thought red-eye was a problem!

  9. jjhitt | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    And here’s one we took of the Tidy-Bowl Man.

  10. DrLex | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    This is why modern cameras are equipped with feces detection.

  11. Timmy | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    “Excuse me, does this camera have brown eye reduction?”

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Capture is made at here! (please leave a capture for the Engrish photo; all anal’og entries, paper, etc. will be flushed. Let’s Creative!)

  13. iLock | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    Flushing won’t get rid of it, it’s digital and everywhere on the cloud!

  14. iLock | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    The crazy new trend of people who Instagram their food..
    hours after they eat it…

  15. iLock | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    You can see in the top left that a branch on that tree has been cut off…

    Warning – Put your tree or bush too close to our store
    and it will most certainly flush a log.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    – Mommy, I found a picture of you in that urinal!

  17. Marum | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 4  

    That seems a great idea for all of those oictures of my wife. 💡

  18. Marum | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 4  

    pictures.

  19. Gooma | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 4  

    I entered this portal with a soul full of hope,
    And left by the window, with a hole full of soap.

  20. Gooma | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    ♫ I was dark at the scene,
    But they all did agree,
    That the photo they flushed,
    Looked a lot like me♫

  21. Gooma | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    They tried flush that photo I took, of my girlfriend and me.

    However the water caught fire.

  22. Trixie | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    No problem Chang. With his Canon, my boyfriend can stand in the hallway, and pee in the bowl..

  23. Biff the Understudy | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    When the Feds come a-knocking…

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Min. flushing speed: 8 mega-peexels per second

  25. Lollerskate | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    @algernon: You mean technicolon!

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    Not for me – I’m just an amateur photoflusher

  27. Garst | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    What everyone wants! Souvenir photos of being on the toilet! You’ll probably have a much different expression on your face than when you’re on a thrill ride.

  28. Lora | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    “The people in these photos all look red”
    “That’s because they’re all flushed.”

  29. Teal Glue | 5:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Guess like Eric Crapton likes this store for his front and back photo covers for his album, Flushed Away.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    ‘Photodump CS’ is the best flushing softwear

  31. Jim | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    I spotted the mistake – I believe they meant to say “frushing”

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