Douse it now!

posted on 3 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Adam Book.
Found in Xikou, China.

26 captions

  1. GwydionM | 4:05 am |

    You may then go roaming in the gloaming.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    DO ME, GLIM

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    You can apologize for the convenience later.

  4. algernon | 4:13 am |

    With the bomb device in the corner

  5. algernon | 4:14 am |

    Buttons up

  6. iLock | 4:26 am |

    The Glim Leaper does not approve of this message.

  7. iLock | 4:28 am |

    …Because The Glim Leaper wants lights out for you!

  8. iLock | 4:39 am |

    Burn everything.
    Burn it all!
    We tired of working,
    Insurance payout huge!

    Thank you for your corporation.
    Hotel Management

    Have a nice day :)

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:15 am |

    Glimpeace forever!

  10. Marum | 6:22 am |

    Do you mind if I try frimming the baldersnatch instead.

  11. Marum | 6:25 am |

    Last time I dosed the glim, I inconveniently elocuted myself.

  12. Marum | 6:35 am |

    Last time I threw a bucket of water over the glim, they neither laughed nor smiled.

  13. jjhitt | 6:45 am |

    GLIM — Gay Lesbian Intersexual Moobies

  14. Gooma | 6:48 am |

    I saw a short, sad looking, Japanese man, glimming with lugie.

    He was Hairly Secombe san.

  15. Gooma | 6:58 am |

    G. Gay
    &
    L. Lesbian
    I. International
    M. Meeting

    Watch for the opening date. wink:

  16. Marum | 7:03 am |

    72rd. I used to donate to Glimpiss, but I go passed off with them.

  17. Sparky | 9:00 am |

    I looked at my watch this morning and noticed that it was covered with something sticky.
    Then I heard someone knocking my door so, still confused about my watch, I turned the light on and saw the Glim Leaper standing there!
    That’s when I realized that my time had come.

  18. Droll not Troll | 11:23 am |

    Do use the glim or don’t use the glim, as long as it’s done conveniently.

  19. Droll not Troll | 11:25 am |

    GOT MILG?

  20. Droll not Troll | 11:36 am |

    Whoa, douse ‘er easy there, Pirglim.

  21. Lora | 11:41 am |

    I don’t care how violent, scary or sexist you think The Blothers Glim fairy tales are for children, book burning is wrong!

  22. D.R. | 2:59 pm |

    I’ll do that, as soon as I figure out what a glim is.

  23. EffEff | 11:02 pm |

    .@Marum | 6:22 am

    The frumious bandersnatch needs a haircut.

  24. Marum | 6:35 am |

    @EffEff Gleased Baldersnatches sleep off your face.

  25. Marum | 6:39 am |

    GOTCHA!! 😆

  26. Tim | 1:41 pm |

    “Douse the Glim” is a phrase I have seen in old hard-boiled detective stories. It’s 30s gangster for “Please sir, could you turn off the lights in this room?”

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