Lactic Acid Bar

posted on 24 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Kelly Hansen.
Found at Japanese market in Seattle (made in Taiwan).  

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    Look more like sex toys

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 5  

    Nice for keeping a breast

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    – Ouch!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    I think I’d rather have some Coke.

  5. iLock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 6  

    We have been bressed with sweet teats, I mean treats.

  6. J-Luke | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    I wanted to raise the bar, but then sh*t got sour…

  7. Marum | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    They are instant death to crocodiles.

  8. Marum | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    @72rd. At least the “coke” would numb the pain from the Lactic Acid fatigue.

  9. Gooma | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Enquries are welcomed, about mu self-raising-bar.

  10. GwydionM | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 3  

    Get muscle fatigue without the need for boring exercises.

  11. Mark | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    bought these yesterday, feel like i’ve been stitched up!

  12. Lora | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    From the people who brought you Painapple Candy.

  13. Lollerskate | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    To feel all the stress of workout, without any actual workout!

  14. Droll not Troll | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Where’s that sucker dispenser when we need it?

  15. Big Fat Cat | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    They taste much better than Lactic Acid Balls

  16. Chuck | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Woah! You’re trippin’, man !

  17. Wahoo | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Mmm…. cow acid!

  18. EffEff | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    Injectable into the muscles?

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Is this some kind of joke?
    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a lactic acid bar…..

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Dude, don’t eat the brown lactic acid bars.

  21. spareocean | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Drinking has never been so exhausting

  22. Bear or Bust | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    They look like Ice poles.

  23. danarmak | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To be fair, this is totally a thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactic_acid#Foods

  24. zerima | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ..inject with injecting thing contents into muscles for pleesing top sensation of very good much strenuous….NO WORK!!

  25. Wax Frog | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    You were working as a waitress in a lactic acid bar
    When I met you
    I picked one out, I chewed it up
    And spat it back out
    Then ordered some lobster gar kew…

  26. mamat | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I don’t remember doing acid today….

  27. aw-da-rimes-argon | 12:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The green one is sore apple flavor

  28. Myself | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Feel the burn…

  29. Myself | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Harvested directly from the muscles of Olympian athletes.

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