Now slather it good with a basecoat…

posted on 7 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of F. Clark.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 40  Subtract rating 4  

    Teeth OK too

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 4  

    Maybe harmful if swallowed

  3. iLock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 4  

    Our bread is allergic to skin.

  4. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 4  

    Frogs not allowed

  5. jjhitt | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 71  Subtract rating 3  

    Lick our buns….

  6. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 40  Subtract rating 3  

    Challenge accepted!

  7. iLock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 3  

    We are fine with you using your feet. We get bored here and think
    that would be funny to see you carry bread between your toes.

  8. iLock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 3  

    We don’t know where your hands have been!
    But we assume your mouth is just fine for some reason.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 9  

    Same with the cashier!

  10. GwydionM | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 3  

    If tongue not able, please use one of the lizards provided.

  11. Ben | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 70  Subtract rating 2  

    It must be French bread.

  12. Marum | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    But! You never know where it’s been.

  13. Marum | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    There will be weeping and wailing, and gnashing of teeth.

    YES! This bakery is HELL!

  14. Sparky | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 6  

    Rickety Split.

  15. Frank Burns | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    Use tongue , then pumpernickel.

  16. Classic Steve | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    I keep a pair of tongues by the fireplace.

  17. jjhitt | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 4  

    Is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  18. jjhitt | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    Nice bakery ya got here. It’d be a pita if something was to happen to it.

  19. Lora | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 2  

    A father was tired of his son always reaching for food on the dinner table instead of asking for someone to pass it to him, so the father said, “Don’t you have a tongue? You should put it to good use.”
    “But daddy,” the little boy said, “My arm is a lot longer!”

  20. pasdrole | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    I always touch things with my tongue!

  21. Droll not Troll | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 4  

    My favourite licker store.

  22. Lollerskate | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    Must be french bread.

  23. Droll not Troll | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    They only pay lip service to hygiene regulations.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    WARNING: May cause eating

  25. White Rabbit | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    Miley Cyrus’s favorite bakery.

  26. White Rabbit | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    I can lick any man in the joint.

  27. EffEff | 9:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Can you lick any Puppeteer in the joint?

  28. tadchem | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    The tongues have been replaced by the Yakuza.

  29. Marum | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @White Rabbit. But, can you lick pilots between the hangers?

  30. Peter | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Of course. WHAT else, eh?

  31. JimS | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Bobbing for pastries.

  32. Chris R | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Hey! Miley Cyrus would feel right at home in this store!

  33. RocketCat | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    May contain nuts are allergen. Possible body harm will exploit the vomit from your face and need doctor medicine by general hospital. Gluten free.

  34. Qwertyperson | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That moment when you realize that the Japanese are actually frogs.

  35. huangxin | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the adbertise was well.

  36. SubTh3ory | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wash tongue before handling.

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