Power Selection

posted on 19 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Woody.
Boy (who cut in line) at Nanjing Airport, China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 4  

    Also called ‘Sperman’

  2. DrLex | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 5  

    For power selection, use stick shift

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 6  

    Inspired by Cocka-Cola

  4. pasdrole | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    King of the Bash Room. Paly time will never be the same.

  5. jjhitt | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 4  

    This is not a shirt I would buy.

  6. algernon | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 4  

    Does it cum in any other color

  7. algernon | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 5  

    cocboy has manboobs

  8. algernon | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    Just don’t call me Richard

  9. Frank Burns | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 7  

    Glory hole-aluyah.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    He’s really a little chicken.

  11. Sparky | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 6  

    Gender bender.

  12. Dervrak | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 4  

    Like our Cocboy clothing line? Then check out our new Vaggirl line, in pink…..

  13. jjhitt | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 4  

    Quick Hen-Girl! To the Coop-mobile! The Poacher is back in town.

  14. jjhitt | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    Set the Power Selection for 99 and he’ll grow 12 inches. Or a foot. Whichever comes first.

  15. Chuck | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Cocboy’s first training bra.

  16. Chris | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    He cut in line? Pretty cocy.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    1. Use ‘Do Me’ button
    2. Paly with coc

  18. Marum | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Is there any other type?

  19. Marum | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    @DnT Aww maye! I thought the Limerick was quite passable. 😥

  20. Marum | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s like our Collins Class destroyers. They were designed by that great Swedish company Cock-ups. (Kockums)

  21. Droll not Troll | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Why he’s a high-faluting rootin’
    Shootin’ son of a gun from Nanjing China
    Palytime Cocboy, you’re talking ’bout your cocboy
    Palytime Cocboy Joe

  22. Droll not Troll | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    @ Marum: I was kidding! I assumed “crab” was typo and it seemed to fit with the theme of the limerick.

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Cut in line? Too bad there were no coc-blockers around.

  24. WildaBeast | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Cocboy runs on AC or DC!

  25. Lora | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Hey there paly-cocboy!

  26. Peter | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    I would pary that you could paly a great game!

  27. Huu Yuu | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    This shirt gives you the non-superpower of cutting in lines.

  28. RT | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    power selection: 02.
    now diverting power from cock to man-boobs.

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    Power erection would’ve made more sense.

  30. Droll not Troll | 5:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    Cocboy likes to pullet.

  31. Whirled One | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Is “Cocboy” the new side-kick for Chickenman? “He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere!” To the Chicken Coupe, Cocboy!
    [Oh well, that’s at least one reference nobody here will get…]

  32. Chris | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    @Whirled One: From the Jess Caine show, mid seventies?

  33. tadchem | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Super Chicken has a new sidekick!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y

  34. Anomoly | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You gotta fight, for your right, to pallllllyyyyyyy

  35. Lollerskate | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What y’all want from cocboy? Form a single-file line…

  36. Wahoo | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When it’s Paly Time, come to Cocboy for the best fried chicken around!

  37. Ripplin | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No dice, paly!

  38. Ruuku | 1:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cocboy, thank god you’re here we need your help! Have no fear I’m here to save you. Power selection? MAXIMUM THRUST!

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