The Circle of Commerce

Eat our fattening foods and join the Circular-Styled Society.

The Ugly Clothing Concept.

We only sell to ourselves

Take what you like

I have no idea what they’re trying to sell me.
What a.
Concept.

The CEO has a revolving-door policy.

You’ll get hair on your palms.

The red cross is a warning, of what will happen to you, if we catch you “helping yourself”.

The Motuans invented this thousands of years ago, with the Kula Ring, and their Hiri Moale voyages.

I’m trying to drive home, but somehow I seem to just keep going in circles and passing these Self Service stores everywhere…

Self yourself

Ok, full disclosure, it’s more of a downward spiral than a true circle.

Don’t expect for someone else to service you here

Contributing to the destruction of my sanity, through screwy society, based on our mores, through illogically focused

Why would I go to your store when I can practice circular based self service at home?

I shop here for all my self-service needs..
Onan.

What goes around becomes a circular.

In a circular-styled society, everyone gets to be a big wheel.

Circle K stores, for a circular society

We live to serve you under a strict no-corners policy.

“But first-let me take a selfie!”

Jerkular?

self+service- helping you, help yourself