We did this to you.

Perhaps you’d like to take the boat instead

Flying United?

No one can inconvenience like I can inconvenience.

Finish your concourse, Johnny. There are children in China who don’t even have an airport.

As a pilot, and as a friend, may I suggest you just walk away…take the train.

Don’t cry for me Argentina.

“I feel your pain”.

Oh Lord, stuck in Shanghai again…

I’m flying Spirit air, so I feel sorry for me too.

and when you turn over the sign, it says ” LOL”!

There was a bloke who was booked on both those Malaysian airline flights, and missed them both.
I wasn’t to get to know him. If he misses a flight, I am not going anywhere on that plane.

Even more sorrowfully, we announce that next is Airport Deconstruction, overseen by an imported team of philosophers.

I feel sorry for those on the planes coming in to land right now.

Sincerely, the TSA.

“You just look so pitiful trying to find your way through that maze of dangling cables and plastic sheeting.”

Don´t worry, the guys at Berlin airport feel sorry for seven years now.

Just like LAX, but with added sympathy.

“…You are going to miss your flight.”

And I feel sorry for the future passengers

You poor dinks.

$%#* you all very much!

Wise man say; ”Fracture did not heal those who wait”

Delayed flight whining? Let me introduce you to no flights at all, sucka!

When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you!

(This cake is great ;ppp )

…maybe those who wait can heal the airport

“Trust me!” I’M your pilot from the “Pilot of the Month” club.

Who wants to be 1st in line to get on-board? Anyone???

Your flight will be delayed until the airport construction finished.

+ MS Sans Serif on the yet-to-be paved runway! Terrible art, LOL!

those feels