You Are Standing

posted on 16 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Ann-Sophie Schleicher.
Found in Qingdao, China.

27 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Not in the bus path I hope

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Full stop

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am |

    The red dot should be a “splat” if it is placed in the “bus path”

  4. DrLex | 4:44 am |

    I am going to get my chair and sit in front of this sign, so I can sue the makers.

  5. Frank Burns | 5:40 am |

    If you were in a wheel chair that would just be mean.

  6. Marum | 5:43 am |

    Awright,I’m here. WTF is here?

  7. Marum | 5:45 am |

    @Dr Lex. Whom?

    Your Maker?
    The sign maker.
    The Party?

  8. Sparky | 5:49 am |

    Not for long. I’ve been in the bar for hours.

  9. Gooma | 5:54 am |

    It’s your own fault.
    If the lady doing the bookings wasn’t so horny looking, I wouldn’t be standing.

  10. Jill | 6:40 am |

    Are you standing? Or is that a PET in your pocket

  11. Jill | 6:45 am |

    Are you standing? Or is that a PET in your pocket?

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:57 am |

    No I’m not.

  13. J-Luke | 7:11 am |

    Elton John was here…

  14. Jill | 7:20 am |

    Are you standing Or is that a PET in your pcket?

  15. Jill | 7:22 am |

    Are you standing? Or is that a PET in your pants?

  16. Ben | 7:46 am |

    Really, we just have you under surveillance for your own protection. Now please step a bit closer to the camera… er, signpost.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:01 am |

    1. Take the path
    2. Carefully stand in front of the bus

  18. szk | 9:17 am |

    I still am.
    Feeling like a little kid

  19. Highliner | 11:17 am |

    You are standing — and considering all you’ve had to drink it is a miracle!

  20. Droll not Troll | 11:56 am |

    Take another look. I just have a really tall arse.

  21. Droll not Troll | 12:09 pm |

    To check you’re status, press red button.

  22. Jshhhh | 2:39 pm |

    I just said “You are standing.” to the dog in my house, and it walked away making a snorting sound. I have no idea why.

  23. Huu Yuu | 5:09 pm |

    Funny, I told my dog to “Come Standing” and it didn’t understand me.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:30 am |

    I Am Standing? You Are Lying!

  25. JimS | 4:11 am |

    Are you sitting down for this?

  26. zerima | 8:46 am |

    Yeah…because the bus hasn”t come for 3 hours !!!

  27. Annie | 11:37 am |

    I wouldn’t HAVE to stand if the darn bus was here!

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