You could blow if you suck!

posted on 31 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.

Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan. 

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  1. Jewels | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    …. or coke or gasoline or gun powder or nitroglycerin absolutely!

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Well blow me down

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    Well we better knock that on the head then

  4. GwydionM | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    some like it hot, but not that hot

  5. J-Luke | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 4  

    Absolute powder corrupts absolutely.

  6. Jellychop | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    But I always thought that if the sucking doesn’t lead to an explosion you’re doing it wrong.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 5  

    Sign outside the Suck Ho Building.

  8. Ben | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 6  

    This could explain why everything has blown up in Obama’s face lately.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Suck my danger.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    CAUTION: In case of fire, use the sucking extinguisher

  11. Mr. Wrong | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    Ahh. That frisson of danger. How can one resist?

  12. Vulcan64 | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t play ranked matchmaking before you know how to play the game, or you’ll explode

  13. Marum | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    Q. If the Dove is the birf of peace, what is the bird of love?

    A. The swallow.

  14. Marum | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    bird – sinagagai.

  15. Gooma | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    @Marum. Hanuaboi namo na taubada.

    “sinagagai” Hehehehe! The Motuans had the word “motherf—-r” thousands of years before English did.

  16. Gooma | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    DANGER

    Swallowing, may cause pregnancy.

  17. Marum | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    @Gooma.

    Em orait wantok. Raise the “nese”, na yumi dringim bia.

    (for the non Motuan speakers; nese is the drawbridge connecting the village to the shore. Thus making the village totally secure at night. Search for Hanuabada Village, and you will see what I mean.)

  18. Marum | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Actually. That sign reminds me of the bloke, who tried to vacuum up a petrol spill.

    It was an old Hoover (more than 40 years ago, with the exhaust through the hole at the rear, so one could use it as a blower if needed) It looked as if it had added afterburners)

  19. Classic Steve | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 4  

    Maybe Carlos Danger.

  20. Droll not Troll | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    Always practice safe sucks.

  21. Droll not Troll | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    In Oz, it’s DONGER FOR SUCKING. 😛

  22. PeeBee | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    Danger sucks.

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing I didn’t inhale.

  24. Kioku | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who eat sleep and breath danger!!

  25. zerima | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …is there really such a thing as explosive dust?…if so, I’m scared

  26. mamat | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love to live my live dangerously! That’s why my life’s suck!

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