All natural ingredients

Smells like …

Gives your hair body

Try also our ‘Cowboy No. 5’

Whole new meaning to shamPOO

Doo doo shampoo

♫ ♬ ♪ Nothing Else Manures … ♫

I only use shampee

That is one odd translation of “Country Fresh.” But still sometimes accurate.

Gee, your hair smells horrific.

I’m guessing it’s a mistranslation of the second syllable of “shampoo.”

As in; Man’ure the best

There’s no sham poo, in our shampoo

Made by upright livestock.

A little dump will do.

sheep or cow? I like cow flavor!

for shampooing your Chia pets…

All our products are “green”.

At least they were before the cow ate them.

It’s their number two product.

Works best on brown hair.

also try our other scents: stinky tofu, durian, and limburger cheese!

For that treatment your lawn always needed. Nourishing!

unforgivable

Last time I take shampoo advice from a cow…

Only sham poo could be upright. Real manure lies flat on the ground.

Is there a pony in here?

Yes. I see. Manure -> Manicure
For that full spa treatment.

Umm… smells so “earthy”?

Man, ure not gonna believe what it does for your hair!

@szk
ShamWOW’s best partner

Fool me once,
Sham on Poo.
Fool me twice,
Sham on Pee.

Recommended by Biff Tannen.

Just give me shampoo and save the sham poo for yourself

Get the real stuff from us, and not the sham poo that less reputable dealers will try to sell to you.

Do the cows have to eat in unsanitary meadows for this stuff to flow through atomizers?

You gotta stop and smell the cow pies.

for when you want everyone to think you have sh*t for brains

Now with extra chunks of corn!

This Japanese text is funny too. Probably a Chinese product trying to look made in Japan.

It may be sh*tty, but at least it’s upright.

Glad its “Upright” Manure. That sideways stuff is horrific.

That’s upright preposterous!