Deal in Chinese Silk Dress

posted on 9 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

We have especially dinner tonight.

Photo courtesy of Maria B.
Back of business card from Chinese clothing store.  

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  1. jjhitt | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 10  

    But, Officer, can’t you see my silk dress?

  2. Ben | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 9  

    We got a cease and especially desist order from the Nike Corporation.

  3. Stopchicks | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 4  

    I DO especially like the looks of an attractive Chinese woman in a silk dress.

  4. algernon | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 9  

    Nike’s new range of Chinese

  5. algernon | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 9  

    The new currency. China just does it

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 9  

    Nike Republic of China – Just Do Them.

  7. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 9  

    Another fine product manufactured by Cornflake S Pecially.

  8. Frank Burns | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s a better deal to get her out of the silk dress.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 9  

    JUST DO IT.

    – Chinese Girl

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 8  

    – You look especially *insert your favorite translation here* tonight, Dar Ling!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 7  

    I Just Did It.

  12. timmy | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 8  

    Rets make a deal.

  13. Coffeebot | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 7  

    Dear, you look especially Chinese tonight.

  14. Marum | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    May I give the contents a bit of a grope?

  15. Marum | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Q. What is the difference between a Chinese woman and a Japanese Woman?

    A. A Japanese woman lowers he Kimono and says; “Nipponese.”
    A Chinese woman raises her Cheong Sam and says; “Chu Manchu.”

  16. Marum | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    @72rd. Wash your hands then.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    JUST DO IT.

    – Naked

  18. Goooma | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Q. What do you call a Chinese lady in a tight fitting silk dress.

    A. Taek Ae Wei.

  19. Mark | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 8  

    Nike gets glamourous

  20. Droll not Troll | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    You wouldn’t want to get a run in a silk dress!

  21. DECMATH | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I want to look especially, it’s skin!

  22. Droll not Troll | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 6  

    Try telling your lady she looks especially, tonight and see how important adjectives are.

  23. Marum | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    We men are strange creatures. We love to see our women with their hair up, and dressed in a beautiful dress.
    Then we spend the rest of the night, trying various methods of getting their hair down, and them, out of the dress.

  24. Marum | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT. if my lady got a “ladder” in her silk dress, it would provide a convenient point, for me to scale her.

  25. Jøshua | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    What’s the deal with these Chinese silk dresses? – Jelly Seinfeld

  26. Huu Yuu | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 6  

    I have never seen a Chinese Shoe Dress either. I guess I should just do it sometime.

  27. Marum | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu.
    That’s all right mate. I’ve never seen a clog dance, either.

  28. iLock | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Just plagiarize it.

  29. zerima | 12:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …do WHAT?

  30. sirpaulfan | 2:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I deal in Chinese money, instead>?

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