From the Accidental Chef

posted on 21 Sep 2014 in Household Items

Turn your mistakes into meals!

Photo courtesy of David Sloo.

26 captions

  1. algernon | 4:24 am |

    Just add screws

  2. algernon | 4:24 am |

    For cooking and driving

  3. Chris | 5:07 am |

    Do you need any help screwing that up?

  4. Conventi | 5:15 am |

    Me in the kitchen = screwing up every time.

  5. jjhitt | 5:19 am |

    Synchronic contentment, because old fashioned happy just wont do.

  6. GwydionM | 6:37 am |

    Screw down to sit upon your Asador

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:08 am |

    CAUTION: Don’t Screw Drive

  8. Marum | 7:10 am |

    Q. When is an ass not an ass.

    A. When it’s a door

  9. Marum | 7:12 am |

    Verily it is said: When the maiden saveth not the oil, it is then that the Maharajah trims the wick.

  10. Gooma | 7:15 am |

    Oh! I see. That’s the adaptor for making it into a stew pan.

    For a horrible moment, I thought it came with a free butt-plug.

  11. Gooma | 7:21 am |

    The Mustaq cooking show. If rugby league players can have fishing shows, (Ettinghausen) why can’t cricketers have cooking shows? (Mustaq Mohammed)

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:30 am |

    – Mommy, who is Stew Pan?
    – Peter Pan’s father, honey!

  13. Marum | 7:49 am |

    ******************SAFETY WARNING*********************

    Do not cook breakfast naked when using this device.
    You may end up roasting the wrong sausage.

  14. PeeBee | 8:51 am |

    Perfect for making beef screw.

  15. Droll not Troll | 10:03 am |

    The ideal pan for cooking one’s own goose.

  16. Droll not Troll | 10:10 am |

    I’ll cook you a nice leg of… pancakes.

  17. Droll not Troll | 11:06 am |

    Do you like your mis-steak rare or well done?

  18. Lora | 12:42 pm |

    From the people who got sent home on Hell’s Kitchen.

  19. Huu Yuu | 1:26 pm |

    A perfect gift for those who cannot cook at all. If you screw up, turn whatever you are roasting into a stew.

  20. Teal Glue | 2:07 pm |

    A bad chef’s great cooking item.

  21. EffEff | 4:50 pm |

    Synchronic Contentment = Both cooks screwing up at the same time.

  22. Droll not Troll | 4:55 pm |

    Hey folks, look up the meaning of synchronic. It may not mean what you think it means. What the package designer thought it means is anybody’s guess.

  23. Huu Yuu | 1:12 am |

    Not for use by the iron chef. Rusty chefs only.

  24. Promicarus | 2:17 am |

    Easy change hand into tempura by screwing up.

  25. Jøshua | 10:54 pm |

    Are you going to be content with screwing up all your life you dumb asador?

  26. Marum | 6:49 am |

    @DnT. I have mine diachronic thanks. That way it last for years and years.

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