Have a nice fall

posted on 30 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

We want your fall to be as safe as possible.

Photo courtesy of Richard Purser. 
Found in a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

25 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Bathtubs are the only protection against the dreadful slippery pad. Many a hotel guest has perished while attempting to use the shower curtain instead.

  2. GwydionM | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 3  

    500-yuan reward for the capture of that damn slippery pad.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 5  

    Slippery when bathtub

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    CAUTION: Bathtub takes care to fall carefully!

  5. DrLex | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Look up. Slippery pad likes to pounce from the ceiling and fall down on unsuspecting victims.

  6. algernon | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    As long as slowly

  7. algernon | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    Padded fall

  8. jjhitt | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Rinse, fall, repeat.

  9. timmy | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    Translation: Don’t drop the soap!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    the slippery pad is the bathtub version of the ipad and it kills people when they use it during shower times.

  11. iLock | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    Set fire to the bathtub, see what happens, and don’t regret it!

  12. Stopchicks | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    The weapon upgrades and enemies in this RPG are really weird.

  13. Jøshua | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    How was the trip?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Use the stairs to guard against the elevator, and takes care to setting fire!

  15. Marum | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    He who, how he, heehhehehehe hoohoohohoo haw haaa.

  16. Marum | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Q. Do your private parts burn after sex?

    A. Wouldn’t know. I’ve never tried to light mine.

  17. Marum | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    GIRLS. If you are showering with your lover, and he soaps you up, then drops the soap.

    NEVER bend down to pick it up, or you will find what “slippery” really means.

  18. Droll not Troll | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget the fall. I’ll bathe in th spring when the pad isn’t so slippery.

  19. Mr. Wrong | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Yes, for God’s sake, whatever you do, please fall!

  20. Mr. Wrong | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Falling is your only salvation.

  21. Huu Yuu | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    That engrish takes care to FAIL.

  22. Huu Yuu | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Big Fat Cat: That would be the iSlip

  23. iLock | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    No slippery pad! I won’t let you keep my balance!

  24. spareocean | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Ouch! Thank you.

  25. Spades Slick | 5:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bathtub is foretress of the icing pad.

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