Our bad noodles are closer than you think!

posted on 4 Sep 2014 in Menus

I’ll give you three guesses…

Photo courtesy of J. Hulst.
Found at Osaka airport restaurant.  

38 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Flash in the pan

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Its hot also

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    Burn, nearby, burn!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    WARNING: Coming soon!

  5. jjhitt | 4:22 am |

    My mother used to make proximity combustion noodles.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    – Waiter! Where is my noodle extinguisher?

  7. Coffeebot | 4:44 am |

    Ah, the acrid smell of success.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:57 am |

    Burnt and Nearby – Fukushima Teriyaki Noodle

  9. moosemaimer | 4:59 am |

    My phone translates one of the titles as “Japan-style fried noodles,” but another one as “temperature cat magazine.”

  10. jjhitt | 5:00 am |

    100 % Natural. Our food contains no GPS.

  11. Ben | 5:06 am |

    In other words, you know you aren’t going outside of security again to find better.

  12. jjhitt | 5:14 am |

    Nearness can be altered upon request.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:24 am |

    “I love the smell of burnt in the morning, It smells like…… breakfast”.

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:26 am |

    Or so we surmise from the sprinklers activating.

  15. DrLex | 5:33 am |

    Please hold your breath.

  16. Stopchicks | 5:40 am |

    Noodles and Fire Company #15.

  17. Chuck | 5:48 am |

    Oh no, Miyaki ! It’s lunch time again !

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:31 am |

    – What is yellow, burned and doesn’t scratch at the window?
    – Nearby noodles.

  19. Chris | 7:11 am |

    Warning: Noodles in mirror are closer than they appear.

  20. Marum | 8:27 am |

    OKONOMIYAKI !

    Is what a Japanese man yells, when he spills a plate of red-hot noodles over his nuts.

  21. Marum | 8:30 am |

    Breakfast served, room lit by light of burning noodles, morning sun rises.

  22. Marum | 8:59 am |

    The noodles smoked in the red hot wok,
    While Tomo sama had a quick knock,
    For his lady at dawn was too much fun,
    As a they both came up with the sun,
    And the noodles burned in the red hot wok.

  23. Droll not Troll | 11:29 am |

    Liar, liar, noodles on fire!

  24. Lora | 1:16 pm |

    Not only did the noodles burn, the water they were boiled in did too. That’s how bad the cook is!

  25. WorrierPrincess | 1:20 pm |

    Hangover Helper — It’s burnt and nearby. Good enough.

  26. Estragon | 2:42 pm |

    Still, a better option than delicious but far away.

  27. Droll not Troll | 2:47 pm |

    Looks like it’s time to haul ash, then.

  28. Droll not Troll | 2:50 pm |

    Where there’s smoke, there’s noodles.

  29. Mr. Wrong | 5:53 pm |

    We love rubbing your nose in your lack of choice.

  30. Mr. Wrong | 5:54 pm |

    Want boogers with that, Sir?

  31. oldtaku | 6:12 pm |

    Good old autotranslate.

    Yakisoba -> ‘yaki’ = ‘burnt ‘(kinda), ‘soba’ = ‘nearby’ if you pick the wrong ‘soba’ instead of the noodle ‘soba’.

    That’s also some pretty sad looking yakisoba.

  32. Huu Yuu | 11:02 pm |

    Oh that’s what the smell out my window has been. I wish it was a little less nearby.

  33. GwydionM | 3:26 am |

    It has not paid the English translator a decent wage

  34. zurima | 10:08 pm |

    …must use extra long chopsticks …

  35. Kioku | 9:07 am |

    If you buy that option you must embark on a clue based scavenger hunt around town. The noodles will be presented upon arival at the proper lication!

  36. Wax Frog | 5:35 pm |

    Our delicious soup will make you forget Owen and Beru.

  37. Jay Nighte | 1:52 pm |

    Okay…. OH NO ME YAKI IS BURNT! At least it is nearby.

  38. sirpaulfan | 3:00 am |

    Is it bigger than a bread box?

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