Pemple unite!

posted on 12 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

I’m going to the Pemple to palk to God.

Sign says: “Phe Hibben Pemple of Cypress”
Photo courtesy of Juho Vähä-Herttua.
Found in Shaanxi, China.

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Phe petter hebe then

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    A pemple here and Heben there

  3. Ben | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    “Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!”
    – Opus the penguin

  4. Frank Burns | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    ” Insane in phe membrane”

  5. jjhitt | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Hibe: The outside of a cow.

  6. jjhitt | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Fwee Speath Pherapy Heya.

  7. J-Luke | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    The place to obtain clear-a soul for pemples…

  8. Marum | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    He Gooma! That’s tghat mining place in PNG Hibben balley.

  9. Marum | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    There is also a Pemple of Pinus Radiata.

  10. Marum | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Was this one of the stone tablets, that Moses broke?

  11. tadchem | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Inbiana Yones was here!

  12. WorrierPrincess | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 3  

    @tadchem: Inbiana Yones and the Pemple of BOOM.

  13. Goooma | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Re Hibben

    http://www.unitedcutlery.com/GilHibben.aspx

  14. Goooma | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure he would make a suitable knife, for engraving incomprehensible messages on pieces of timber.

  15. Goooma | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jluke. Did you say: Cleararsehole for piles?

  16. Goooma | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    @ Marum. Hidden Valley?
    You wouldn’t like the place. The sun does not get over the mountains until 1000, and is gone by 1500. It is constantly raining, and all your clothes, tools, boots, etc go mouldy. Tasol. Em blari kolples pinis. Dispela hap, em antap tumas 7,000 feet – 2,000 metres

  17. Droll not Troll | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 6  

    Go home, inscription, you’re stoned!

  18. Lollerskate | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Today’s worship is brought to you by the letter T.

  19. Lora | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    When you see Cypress, don’t make fun of her pemple proplem whatever you do. She’s very sensitive about her apne.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 6:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Fee-fi-fo-fum is now Pee Pi Po Pum

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    I don’t think it’s serious. Pemples are not a symptom of canker disease in cypress.

  22. zerima | 9:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    uhh…if you are going to carve something in STONE don’t you think you should look in a dictionary or something…

  23. EffEff | 2:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Cypress or Cyprus?

  24. iLock | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    @EffEff: Cypress or Cyprus? … Or Piepress…
    I think it’s Cypress (Hill) then piepress and pie eat, after visiting
    One Bong Law Firm

  25. tankero | 12:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Cytress ?

  26. sirpaulfan | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hibben a bad face day.

  27. Jay | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    silver snakes yo

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