Still more accurate than Delivery Room

posted on 2 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains all the waivers….

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
 Sign found in China. 

29 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Aking! Aking! My horsedom for aking!

  2. jjhitt | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 9  

    There’s some mistake. I was supposed to go to the Blooding FAKING Room.

  3. DrLex | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 6  

    All bleeding and painful patients should gather in this room.

  4. GwydionM | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 8  

    It’s actually the Brooding Loom

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 8  

    ARNING: NO Rooming!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 8  

    Let’s peaking English!

  7. algernon | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 5  

    I feel soar

  8. algernon | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 9  

    It’s all red and white to me

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 8  

    The doctor-in-charge is called Dracula!

  10. Frank Burns | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 8  

    I need the your-in giving room please.

  11. Chris | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 1  

    @Big Fat Cat: That’s Dr. Acula.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 8  

    A king is blooding at here!

  13. Marum | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm. Every part of me akes except my blood.

  14. Marum | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 6  

    Bloody Faking Room.

    It’s a training school for Australian wives.

  15. Marum | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 9  

    Q. How do you stop Australian women rooting

    A. Marry them.

  16. Droll not Troll | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 6  

    Be preparing for needling and syringing.

  17. Droll not Troll | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    This room has mysterious and wonderful powers.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    That’s the office of the Communist Party Secretary. They suck blood.

  19. Lora | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 8  

    A bloodletting room? With leeches and stuff?? This hospital is clearly in the wrong century!

  20. Droll not Troll | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 8  

    This room is used every day. The blooding a queen room, however, is only used once a month.

  21. Gooma | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    @Marum.
    Maybe you should have married one of those Tolai ladies, who so turned you head while you were in PNG. 😉

  22. Droll not Troll | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    @Gooma: Tolai ladies do what with head? 😛

  23. szk | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum
    Your comment confused me for a second since I just came here
    from reading about rooting mobile devices. Then I remembered
    that rooting means shagging in Australia.

    In that context “rooting” ones phone sounds a little disturbing (and maybe desperate)

  24. Marum | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    @szk. Now I’m confused. Dou you mean routing or rooting?

    ie. This computer and up to 6 or so other devices can go through my “router” to my WiFi internet connection.

  25. Marum | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    @DnT The other head mate. They even invaded my dreams. I can only imagine the delights, such beautiful ladies might have brought to my bed. One could be so lucky?

  26. Marum | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @szk. It’s OK mate. I looked up; “rooting android devices”. I usually stay away from them, and Public Domain sites. Not secure enough. Even the “Cloud” may have been hacked.
    However in my opinion it was only the accounts of the rich and F-Witted. In which case it was probably only a “Brute Force” attack on their passwords of they, with hot c—s and empty heads. They were probably using passwords commensurate with their IQs. ergo; two digits or less. So one would only have to go from 1 – 20 to crack them.

  27. Marum | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    EDIT their passwords = the passwords

  28. zerima | 4:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    you ake AFTER we blood you…

  29. Kioku | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Ah yes the dungeon’s torture chambers are so nicely labled now!

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