The ‘Blue Moan-tain’ lives up to its name…

posted on 22 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

You can’t keep a good coffee down.

Found in Shenyang, China.
Submitted by Curro Higuero.

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  1. GwydionM | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Blue Moantain Coffee – the perfect way to start a miserable day.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    Goes down as well as it comes up

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    Sad coffee all round

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    Easy change into coffee pot by puking

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 5  

    One large snow is just what I need.

  6. jjhitt | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    “This is Juan Valdez. He pukes every bean by hand.”

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 5  

    Baxi Coffee – a specialty brew by Brazilian taxi driver.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    They have a similar coffee to Frappuccino called Fatppuccino.

  9. Frank Burns | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    I’ve heard of that coffee that they pick the beans out of the monkey crap, but this sounds worse.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    Blue Moantain Coffee is grown and cultivated in Yamaica

  11. Chuck | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 5  

    That was a simple typo.

    It should be “Blew Mountain Coffee” !

  12. Classic Steve | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    Ever notice that Krups backwards is Spurk?

  13. jjhitt | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    Good To Last Gasp.

  14. jjhitt | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve replaced their regular coffee with Draino. Let’s see if they notice!

  15. Marum | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I was percolating some coffee. I said to a young bloke in my office; “Would you like a cup of Niugini Gold?” (A mix of Highlands Blue and Arabica beans)
    He looked at me rather strangely.
    I went to pour the coffee thinking, What did I say? Then the penny dropped.

    When I came back with coffee I said: “Coffee you idiot. NOT THE OTHER STUFF!”

  16. Marum | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Itacn Coffe is unique.

    They nique up on the bushes at midnight and scare its bloody beans off.

  17. Marum | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Colobnia Coffee blend.

    50% coffee
    10% chicory.
    40% cocaine.

    Best served with the sound of Chainsaws running in the background.

  18. DECMATH | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The richest kind according to Mrs. Olson – Moutain Groan.

  19. Biff the Understudy | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “Vodka is tasteless going down but memorable coming back up.”
    — Garrison Keillor

  20. jjhitt | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    “It’s Mountain Blown.”

  21. jjhitt | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Golum-bian coffee — It’s Precious.

  22. Dervrak | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    At least it tastes better than “Brokeback Moantain” coffee….

  23. Lora | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    “One cup of coffee, coming right up!”
    “What? You mean *before* I drink it?”

  24. Droll not Troll | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    This is a bad place to order coffee by the bucketful.

  25. Droll not Troll | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Oh, so that’s why the coffee looks like pizza.

  26. Droll not Troll | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Now available with extra diced carrot.

  27. Peter | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Some other items on the list:

    Taxi Coffee
    Cafe Cat Poo Chino
    Janavese Coffee
    Jamacn Coffee
    . . .

  28. Droll not Troll | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Our coffee is as puke as the driven snot.

  29. Someone2 | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thank you, I’ll just have a bottle of Ipecac.

  30. Droll not Troll | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    I tac’n beivele is’t coffee!

  31. Huu Yuu | 4:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    Puke coffee. Always made with the finest Technicolor Yawn.

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    And I thought kopi luwak was gross.
    They’re gonna be millionaires.

  33. Mr. Wrong | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Just go around to the back and ask for Ralph.

  34. Mr. Wrong | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    I’ll duck over to the frat house and squeegee you up a couple of cups of Colobmia. Pretty good selection Friday nights.

  35. Droll not Troll | 7:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Snow? Oh, I guess they mean Coke. 😛

  36. Jøshua | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    I’ll have one snow with ice

  37. Promicarus | 2:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    I prefer Golobmian puke over Itacn.

  38. Lollerskate | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Well, everything sounds different when puking it out.

  39. igbay edray | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was more interested in the snow. Is it Colombian or Bolivian?

  40. niiatsrce | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what goes down must come up

  41. niiatsrce | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you can wish in one coffee and puke in the other

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