The ocean had no comment

posted on 24 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Don’t do it man, last month the beach told me it was pregnant…

Photo courtesy of Arnold Mabbett.
Found on the beach at Tanggu, Tianjin, China. 

35 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    I thought I saw a jellyfish lying on the beach. I was wrong.

  2. algernon | 4:15 am |

    Oh gee jizz

  3. jjhitt | 4:16 am |

    The beach loves Sea Men.

  4. algernon | 4:16 am |

    Its a nice beach

  5. timmy | 4:20 am |

    Looks like it’s time to play beach blanket bango.

  6. GwydionM | 4:42 am |

    Please return to your beloved sandcastle

  7. Ben | 4:43 am |

    Sorry, it was a one night sand.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 5:17 am |

    so this is where the famous cocktail “Sex on The Beach” originates.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:47 am |

    That beach … !

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:55 am |

    You’re welcome to come again.

    – Tai Ni Bei Bi Ho

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:29 am |

    You will find lots of Sun of a Beach roaming there.

  12. PeeBee | 8:07 am |

    I’m on the prowl for some hot beaches.

  13. Classic Steve | 9:08 am |

    Kids, do NOT bury me in the sand this time.

  14. Marum | 9:09 am |

    My coming, does tend to stick the grains of sand together.

  15. Marum | 9:25 am |

    One beach is the same as the other.

    (The Duke in Rigoletto)

  16. Marum | 9:29 am |

    This bloke goes to a nude beach, and this lass tries to bum a lift home from him.

    “In the end he says: “If I give you a lift home, what’s in it for me?”

    She replies: ‘SAND!’

  17. tadchem | 9:37 am |

    I’ll bet you say that to all the buoys.

  18. Droll not Troll | 10:28 am |

    The beach is a shore thing.

  19. Droll not Troll | 10:30 am |

    I didn’t like lying in the wet spot after the sea weed.

  20. A. | 10:39 am |

    The forbidden love story between a man and a beach.

  21. Huu Yuu | 12:13 pm |

    Is that “coming again for your love” or “cumming again for your love”?

  22. Droll not Troll | 12:38 pm |

    The beach really likes the breast stroke.

  23. Lora | 1:47 pm |

    Beauty and The Beach

  24. Jox | 3:35 pm |

    Sand scandal

  25. WorrierPrincess | 4:29 pm |

    Beach in Dubai has a different sign: Beach comers will be prosecuted.

  26. Lollerskate | 5:28 pm |

    Beach dependency is no laughing matter!

  27. Lollerskate | 5:29 pm |

    Come see this son of a beach

  28. Sparky | 6:07 pm |

    Life’s a beach.

  29. Mr. Wrong | 6:42 pm |

    Lennie Bruce: “You put a guy on a desert island, he’ll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.” Or a hot beach.

  30. Mr. Wrong | 6:44 pm |

    The desolate beach: “He never writes. He never calls.:

  31. Garst | 8:43 pm |

    I’m not letting the ocean take my love again!

  32. Bert the Rabbit Boy | 7:23 pm |

    No thanks. I’m still on penicillin from the last coming.

  33. Mc-Taz | 7:03 pm |

    It is advised that you use a wet suit with your snorkel.

  34. iLock | 6:59 am |

    Swim and must love at sea.

  35. Silverwolf | 1:50 pm |

    Mako Tsunami was here.

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