Very moderate smokers

Just a little THC

Puff the magic dragon…

we specialize in one bang lawsuits!

Visit our new Denver office!

Weed fight for you!

One Bong sues all.

Habeas, like, Corpus, dude… You know what I mean Judge?

♫♪ ♪♫ One toke over the line, sweet Jesus. ♫♪ ♪♫
♫♪ ♪♫ One toke over the line,. ♫♪ ♪♫

I’d stay away from that joint if I were you.

After the destruction of the One Ring, Sauron fell so low that he could never, ever, rise again. He became a lawyer.

They have an excellent company bowling team.

They have gone far beyond serving papers.

You can count on them to take your case to the highest court.

Part of Big Bang Cooperation

♫♪ ♪♫ One bong over the line, sweet Jesus. ♫♪ ♪♫
♫♪ ♪♫ One bong over the line,. ♫♪ ♪♫
…

“May I present Exhibit A…. Whoa. It’s more colorful than I realized.”

An hour, a day, a week, or a month?

Amate of mine who worked with the Pitjantjatjarra people in S.A. reckoned that while the Aboriginal people did not invent the petrol bomb, they perfected it.
Four aborigine youths decided to sniff some petrol, and butane capsules. To get maximum effect from the fumes, they locked themselves in a car, with the windows up. However, one of them was smoking a joint at the time.

Ash in a flash!

I parked the hire car in Brissie one day, right in front of a Doctor’s surgery. As I walked round the car to the footpath, I casually read their shingle.
It read Doctors Dingle Dingle and – I thought if the next name is Dong, I will fall down – but it turned out to be Jones, or something.
A golden opportunity wasted.

Ash bong durbatuluk…

BTW Did anyone type in the website addy.?

Wong Bong Law Co. Auckland NZ.

Q. Why is an Irish Submarine like a used condom.

A. It is full of useless siemens.

♫Leap like a fish,
Jump like a porpoise,
All clap hands,
And Habeas Corpus♪

(Ballard of Lizzie Borden)

Before they serve someone papers, they roll them.

Could you reefer me to a good lawyer?

Their qualifications are doobieous.

they must love company meetings then

Layers that share, especially a single bong? I’m surprised.

Most of their clients are hookahs.

only ONE bong and that is FIRM

As opposed to German submarines made by Siemens….

Well they have a reputation for being wankers…but these guys are
just bong-kers!

hold on I have to check my habook

One Bong to bring you there
And in the darkness screw you

Located in room 420, of course.

Just a token bong. Tokin’ bong. Whatever….