Very moderate smokers

posted on 11 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Because two bong would be ludicrous…

Photo courtesy of Jason Hsieh.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.
Should read “wan bang”. 

37 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Just a little THC

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Puff the magic dragon…

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |

    we specialize in one bang lawsuits!

  4. Ben | 4:24 am |

    Visit our new Denver office!

  5. Stopchicks | 4:43 am |

    Weed fight for you!

  6. J-Luke | 5:25 am |

    One Bong sues all.

  7. jjhitt | 5:36 am |

    Habeas, like, Corpus, dude… You know what I mean Judge?

  8. Chuck | 5:38 am |

    ♫♪ ♪♫ One toke over the line, sweet Jesus. ♫♪ ♪♫
    ♫♪ ♪♫ One toke over the line,. ♫♪ ♪♫

  9. Frank Burns | 5:38 am |

    I’d stay away from that joint if I were you.

  10. jjhitt | 5:41 am |

    After the destruction of the One Ring, Sauron fell so low that he could never, ever, rise again. He became a lawyer.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:41 am |

    They have an excellent company bowling team.

  12. Frank Burns | 5:46 am |

    They have gone far beyond serving papers.

  13. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:47 am |

    You can count on them to take your case to the highest court.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:02 am |

    Part of Big Bang Cooperation

  15. Chuck | 6:09 am |

    ♫♪ ♪♫ One bong over the line, sweet Jesus. ♫♪ ♪♫
    ♫♪ ♪♫ One bong over the line,. ♫♪ ♪♫

  16. Classic Steve | 7:03 am |

    “May I present Exhibit A…. Whoa. It’s more colorful than I realized.”

  17. Marum | 7:23 am |

    An hour, a day, a week, or a month?

  18. Marum | 7:30 am |

    Amate of mine who worked with the Pitjantjatjarra people in S.A. reckoned that while the Aboriginal people did not invent the petrol bomb, they perfected it.
    Four aborigine youths decided to sniff some petrol, and butane capsules. To get maximum effect from the fumes, they locked themselves in a car, with the windows up. However, one of them was smoking a joint at the time.

    Ash in a flash!

  19. Gooma | 7:49 am |

    I parked the hire car in Brissie one day, right in front of a Doctor’s surgery. As I walked round the car to the footpath, I casually read their shingle.
    It read Doctors Dingle Dingle and – I thought if the next name is Dong, I will fall down – but it turned out to be Jones, or something.
    A golden opportunity wasted.

  20. Biff the Understudy | 7:50 am |

    Ash bong durbatuluk…

  21. Gooma | 7:59 am |

    BTW Did anyone type in the website addy.?

  22. Marum | 8:08 am |

    Wong Bong Law Co. Auckland NZ.

  23. Marum | 8:10 am |

    Q. Why is an Irish Submarine like a used condom.

    A. It is full of useless siemens.

  24. Gooma | 8:22 am |

    ♫Leap like a fish,
    Jump like a porpoise,
    All clap hands,
    And Habeas Corpus♪

    (Ballard of Lizzie Borden)

  25. Johnny Cache | 8:54 am |

    Before they serve someone papers, they roll them.

  26. Droll not Troll | 9:56 am |

    Could you reefer me to a good lawyer?

  27. Droll not Troll | 9:59 am |

    Their qualifications are doobieous.

  28. RT | 2:28 pm |

    they must love company meetings then

  29. Garst | 9:24 pm |

    Layers that share, especially a single bong? I’m surprised.

  30. tadchem | 2:30 am |

    Most of their clients are hookahs.

  31. zerima | 9:12 pm |

    only ONE bong and that is FIRM

  32. EffEff | 2:04 am |

    As opposed to German submarines made by Siemens….

  33. iLock | 7:00 am |

    Well they have a reputation for being wankers…but these guys are
    just bong-kers!

  34. Jøshua | 1:11 pm |

    hold on I have to check my habook

  35. GwydionM | 5:46 am |

    One Bong to bring you there
    And in the darkness screw you

  36. Huu Yuu | 1:50 pm |

    Located in room 420, of course.

  37. sirpaulfan | 2:46 am |

    Just a token bong. Tokin’ bong. Whatever….

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