Very moderate smokers

posted on 11 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Because two bong would be ludicrous…

Photo courtesy of Jason Hsieh.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.
Should read “wan bang”. 

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  1. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a little THC

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Puff the magic dragon…

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    we specialize in one bang lawsuits!

  4. Ben | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 3  

    Visit our new Denver office!

  5. Stopchicks | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 2  

    Weed fight for you!

  6. J-Luke | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    One Bong sues all.

  7. jjhitt | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    Habeas, like, Corpus, dude… You know what I mean Judge?

  8. Chuck | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    ♫♪ ♪♫ One toke over the line, sweet Jesus. ♫♪ ♪♫
    ♫♪ ♪♫ One toke over the line,. ♫♪ ♪♫

  9. Frank Burns | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 2  

    I’d stay away from that joint if I were you.

  10. jjhitt | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    After the destruction of the One Ring, Sauron fell so low that he could never, ever, rise again. He became a lawyer.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    They have an excellent company bowling team.

  12. Frank Burns | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    They have gone far beyond serving papers.

  13. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 1  

    You can count on them to take your case to the highest court.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    Part of Big Bang Cooperation

  15. Chuck | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    ♫♪ ♪♫ One bong over the line, sweet Jesus. ♫♪ ♪♫
    ♫♪ ♪♫ One bong over the line,. ♫♪ ♪♫

  16. Classic Steve | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 2  

    “May I present Exhibit A…. Whoa. It’s more colorful than I realized.”

  17. Marum | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    An hour, a day, a week, or a month?

  18. Marum | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    Amate of mine who worked with the Pitjantjatjarra people in S.A. reckoned that while the Aboriginal people did not invent the petrol bomb, they perfected it.
    Four aborigine youths decided to sniff some petrol, and butane capsules. To get maximum effect from the fumes, they locked themselves in a car, with the windows up. However, one of them was smoking a joint at the time.

    Ash in a flash!

  19. Gooma | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    I parked the hire car in Brissie one day, right in front of a Doctor’s surgery. As I walked round the car to the footpath, I casually read their shingle.
    It read Doctors Dingle Dingle and – I thought if the next name is Dong, I will fall down – but it turned out to be Jones, or something.
    A golden opportunity wasted.

  20. Biff the Understudy | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Ash bong durbatuluk…

  21. Gooma | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW Did anyone type in the website addy.?

  22. Marum | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Wong Bong Law Co. Auckland NZ.

  23. Marum | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    Q. Why is an Irish Submarine like a used condom.

    A. It is full of useless siemens.

  24. Gooma | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Leap like a fish,
    Jump like a porpoise,
    All clap hands,
    And Habeas Corpus♪

    (Ballard of Lizzie Borden)

  25. Johnny Cache | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Before they serve someone papers, they roll them.

  26. Droll not Troll | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Could you reefer me to a good lawyer?

  27. Droll not Troll | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Their qualifications are doobieous.

  28. RT | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    they must love company meetings then

  29. Garst | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Layers that share, especially a single bong? I’m surprised.

  30. tadchem | 2:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    Most of their clients are hookahs.

  31. zerima | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    only ONE bong and that is FIRM

  32. EffEff | 2:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    As opposed to German submarines made by Siemens….

  33. iLock | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Well they have a reputation for being wankers…but these guys are
    just bong-kers!

  34. Jøshua | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    hold on I have to check my habook

  35. GwydionM | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    One Bong to bring you there
    And in the darkness screw you

  36. Huu Yuu | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Located in room 420, of course.

  37. sirpaulfan | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a token bong. Tokin’ bong. Whatever….

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