We have Power Bars and Red Bull…

posted on 13 Sep 2014 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Joy Guru Nagano.
They meant to say “Viking” which in Japanese
means “All You Can Eat Buffet”. 

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  1. szk | 4:06 am |

    Yeah. Good look getting on a bicycle after eating all this

  2. algernon | 4:53 am |

    Something for the tour.

  3. algernon | 4:54 am |

    Keep on biking

  4. iLock | 6:18 am |

    You’d think plastic bottles would be a better idea than drinking
    from glasses, whilst biking.

  5. iLock | 6:22 am |

    Just like doping, lunch biking gives you an unfair advantage via
    extra energy and nutrition over the other riders,
    therefore partaking in the practice disqualifies you!

  6. iLock | 6:24 am |

    If Lance Armstrong kept his prostate cancer a secret, he could
    have smuggled one of those round crispy things (on the right)
    down his Lycra shorts and no one would have been the wiser!

  7. iLock | 6:28 am |

    Is that a big army of beer and hard liquor behind the juice and cola?
    What is this Jackass?!

  8. iLock | 7:02 am |

    * I mean – Biking after that all that (alcohol) – What is this Jackass?!

  9. Chris | 7:14 am |

    What kind of food are you trying to pedal here?

  10. Marum | 7:59 am |

    Were trying to pedal our wares.

  11. Marum | 8:02 am |

    Ah Chris. Entschuldigung sie mir.
    I typed before I readed.

  12. Stopchicks | 8:04 am |

    Ballet parking in the back.

  13. Marum | 8:05 am |

    For goodness Sake’ buy out food.

  14. Gooma | 8:33 am |

    I love the smell of salmonella in the morning.

  15. Gooma | 8:35 am |

    All the bi-kings eat here.

    (or should that be bi-queens?)

  16. Gooma | 8:38 am |

    “Viking” ah! I’m here to rape pillage and burn.

    Just giveus a minute to get my equipment ready.

  17. Gooma | 8:40 am |

    Actually, it is not really a bicycle – it is a pipe bomb.

  18. Droll not Troll | 8:46 am |

    Saddle of lamb is on the menu.

  19. Droll not Troll | 8:48 am |

    Gives a whole new meaning to Meals on Wheels.

  20. zerima | 8:49 am |

    B.U.I.

  21. Droll not Troll | 8:57 am |

    You’ll need a balanced meal.

  22. coffeebot | 8:59 am |

    I’ll have the Schwinn Plate with Campangolo Sauce.

  23. Marum | 9:16 am |

    @DnT. I can understand why it’s a sad ol lamb. It’s dead.

  24. Gooma | 9:26 am |

    OUR FOOD IS SECOND TO NOTHING.

  25. Gooma | 9:28 am |

    After eating here I win every stage. As long as there is a toilet at the end of it.

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:22 am |

    The divided tray hangs conveniently across the top frame bar for eating on the go. You just have to be careful to eat a bit at a time from each side to maintain balance.

  27. Big Fat Cat | 12:06 pm |

    and I thought the Vikings only eat Spam.

  28. Auntie | 2:25 pm |

    Thus we witness the awesome power of the letters “B” and “V”.

  29. Droll not Troll | 4:04 pm |

    New department in a chain store?

  30. Droll not Troll | 4:08 pm |

    I didn’t know we were coming here; I brought a vag lunch.

  31. EffEff | 10:44 pm |

    What’s next, lunch swimming? (blub blub blub)

  32. GwydionM | 5:43 am |

    Police are anxious to interview the biker seen eating a buffet dip while “doing a ton”.

    So are several members of the public sprayed with hot sauce, who are currently using Social Media to assemble a Lynch Mob.

  33. Marum | 9:34 am |

    I have a PET bottle for that.

  34. Marum | 9:35 am |

    The crumbed Yak’s nuts look good.

  35. Marum | 9:37 am |

    Is that a PET Bottle and two crumbed Yak’s nuts?

    Or ase you just really pleased to meet me.

  36. Marum | 9:39 am |

    That’s hilarious but I meant “are”. 😛

  37. Marum | 9:40 am |

    If you can “insert” a one litre PET Bottle, you have problems.

  38. Rt | 10:31 am |

    Also try our “lunch biking: extreme edition!”

    can you pedal around our mountain trail?

    With a tandem bike?

    … Eating BBQ beef ribs?!?

  39. Droll not Troll | 12:18 pm |

    Hamburgers are off the lunch biking menu. Sore buns!

  40. Huu Yuu | 1:57 pm |

    In Japan you can order fast food from the drive thru using a bicycle. Actually it would make sense since most people don’t drive anyways.

  41. iLock | 7:03 am |

    Oh no! The All You Can Eat Buffets are here!
    They’re going to rape and pillage, get out!

  42. sirpaulfan | 2:37 am |

    My lunch always takes the train.

  43. Seven of Nine | 11:01 pm |

    Actually the Japanese word reads baikingu, not viking. They don’t have the v sound.

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