We have Power Bars and Red Bull…

posted on 13 Sep 2014 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Joy Guru Nagano.
They meant to say “Viking” which in Japanese
means “All You Can Eat Buffet”. 

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  1. szk | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 6  

    Yeah. Good look getting on a bicycle after eating all this

  2. algernon | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 6  

    Something for the tour.

  3. algernon | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 6  

    Keep on biking

  4. iLock | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    You’d think plastic bottles would be a better idea than drinking
    from glasses, whilst biking.

  5. iLock | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    Just like doping, lunch biking gives you an unfair advantage via
    extra energy and nutrition over the other riders,
    therefore partaking in the practice disqualifies you!

  6. iLock | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    If Lance Armstrong kept his prostate cancer a secret, he could
    have smuggled one of those round crispy things (on the right)
    down his Lycra shorts and no one would have been the wiser!

  7. iLock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Is that a big army of beer and hard liquor behind the juice and cola?
    What is this Jackass?!

  8. iLock | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    * I mean – Biking after that all that (alcohol) – What is this Jackass?!

  9. Chris | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    What kind of food are you trying to pedal here?

  10. Marum | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Were trying to pedal our wares.

  11. Marum | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah Chris. Entschuldigung sie mir.
    I typed before I readed.

  12. Stopchicks | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Ballet parking in the back.

  13. Marum | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    For goodness Sake’ buy out food.

  14. Gooma | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I love the smell of salmonella in the morning.

  15. Gooma | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    All the bi-kings eat here.

    (or should that be bi-queens?)

  16. Gooma | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Viking” ah! I’m here to rape pillage and burn.

    Just giveus a minute to get my equipment ready.

  17. Gooma | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, it is not really a bicycle – it is a pipe bomb.

  18. Droll not Troll | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Saddle of lamb is on the menu.

  19. Droll not Troll | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    Gives a whole new meaning to Meals on Wheels.

  20. zerima | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    B.U.I.

  21. Droll not Troll | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    You’ll need a balanced meal.

  22. coffeebot | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    I’ll have the Schwinn Plate with Campangolo Sauce.

  23. Marum | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT. I can understand why it’s a sad ol lamb. It’s dead.

  24. Gooma | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    OUR FOOD IS SECOND TO NOTHING.

  25. Gooma | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    After eating here I win every stage. As long as there is a toilet at the end of it.

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    The divided tray hangs conveniently across the top frame bar for eating on the go. You just have to be careful to eat a bit at a time from each side to maintain balance.

  27. Big Fat Cat | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    and I thought the Vikings only eat Spam.

  28. Auntie | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Thus we witness the awesome power of the letters “B” and “V”.

  29. Droll not Troll | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    New department in a chain store?

  30. Droll not Troll | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    I didn’t know we were coming here; I brought a vag lunch.

  31. EffEff | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    What’s next, lunch swimming? (blub blub blub)

  32. GwydionM | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Police are anxious to interview the biker seen eating a buffet dip while “doing a ton”.

    So are several members of the public sprayed with hot sauce, who are currently using Social Media to assemble a Lynch Mob.

  33. Marum | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a PET bottle for that.

  34. Marum | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The crumbed Yak’s nuts look good.

  35. Marum | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a PET Bottle and two crumbed Yak’s nuts?

    Or ase you just really pleased to meet me.

  36. Marum | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s hilarious but I meant “are”. 😛

  37. Marum | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can “insert” a one litre PET Bottle, you have problems.

  38. Rt | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Also try our “lunch biking: extreme edition!”

    can you pedal around our mountain trail?

    With a tandem bike?

    … Eating BBQ beef ribs?!?

  39. Droll not Troll | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    Hamburgers are off the lunch biking menu. Sore buns!

  40. Huu Yuu | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    In Japan you can order fast food from the drive thru using a bicycle. Actually it would make sense since most people don’t drive anyways.

  41. iLock | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Oh no! The All You Can Eat Buffets are here!
    They’re going to rape and pillage, get out!

  42. sirpaulfan | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    My lunch always takes the train.

  43. Seven of Nine | 11:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually the Japanese word reads baikingu, not viking. They don’t have the v sound.

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