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posted on 23 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Served with MSG (Moist Sweaty Glands)

Photo courtesy of May Cheung Hoffman‎.

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  1. GwydionM | 4:05 am |

    Everybody loves Kung Fu chickens
    Their sweat is always trickling

    (To the tune of “Kung Fu Fighting”.)

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Come on Bruce you’ll love it

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |

    One of the specialities of the Fuk Yeun

  4. DrLex | 4:21 am |

    A bit too salty to my taste.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:33 am |

    If you like our chicken, you should also try our Sweat and Sour Porn (Pork).

  6. timmy | 4:45 am |

    We serve only free range chickens that have bad dispositions.

  7. alexmagnus | 5:45 am |

    Kung Pao chicken! Isn’t it the famous “the temple explodes the chicken cube” stuff? Funny how this is the only thing they got right.

  8. Marum | 6:34 am |

    In the late 80s, the Hilltop Hotel/Motel a Goonellabah, in Lismore, employed a Chinese bloke to do the cooking. His steak and blackbean was the best I had eaten anywhere, including Little Bourke Street in Melbourne. His meals were recommended far and wide, in the Northern Rivers area.
    I thought that was amazing for humble little Lismore.

  9. Marum | 6:36 am |

    Menu from the Fook & Yu Restaurant, in downtown Kowloon.

  10. Sparky | 6:53 am |

    Their chickens are worked to death.

  11. Gooma | 6:55 am |

    If you can’t raise a sweat, with some of the chicks in the Jig a Jig Massage Parlour – you are obviously dead.

  12. Gooma | 6:57 am |

    Our chickens are killed humanely.
    We get Kevin Rudd or John Howard, to talk to them for a few hours.
    In the end, the chickens cut their own throats.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:59 am |


  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:01 am |

    From ‘Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Chicken’s Armpit One Midsummer Morning’

  15. Gooma | 7:04 am |

    We will have none of those terrorist sympathizing, suicide bomber, jihad advocating chickens, in Oz thank you. We have passed laws against them. 😆

  16. Biff the Understudy | 8:11 am |

    Next door to the Nike factory.

  17. tadchem | 8:24 am |

    The sweat is fresh from our sweat shops, and the chicken has a bad attitude.

  18. Droll not Troll | 9:56 am |

    GMO chickens, now with extra armpits.

  19. Droll not Troll | 9:57 am |

    Of course the chickens are sour. They’re well past their perspiration date.

  20. J-Luke | 11:10 am |

    Goes great with a glass of Pocari Sweat.

  21. Peter | 2:18 pm |

    Perhaps the worst chicken ever prepared except the Sweat and Sewer Chicken

  22. Jox | 5:09 pm |

    Are the cashews harvested locally or armported?

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:01 pm |

    Sweat and sour chicken goes with the pee soup and crap dumpings.

  24. Huu Yuu | 1:41 am |

    Our chickens were killed while exercising to “Sweating to the Oldies”

  25. Lollerskate | 5:32 pm |

    Pore-lickin’ good!

  26. iLock | 6:56 pm |

    So there’s no sweat on the nuts in the cashew nut chicken?

  27. IMF | 12:23 pm |

    Sweat and sour: Because working out makes some areas not too good-smelling.

  28. Zammy | 12:29 am |

    We’ve got strict rules for the chicken—they have to work out in the gym for 4 hrs each day, in order to bring forth that unique flavor.

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