Glory Model

posted on 28 Oct 2014 in Vending Machines, Video Games

Ya know, it IS pretty soft to look at…

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Giles.
Change machine found at video arcade in Hiroshima, Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 4  

    Looks great but what does it do

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 9  

    And buttons to push as well

  3. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 7  

    Who are they selling to? Are there competing change machines in the same arcade?

  4. Stan | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 6  

    Please insert the pleasant feeling and when the pattern light indicator reaches the green light, you will really feel the utter glory.

  5. jjhitt | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 6  

    90 percent fewer fatalities than experienced with Glory Model T-800.

  6. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 10  

    Duct tape: ‘Merica, Japan, the Universe.

  7. jjhitt | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 10  

    I know wavy, I’ve seen wavy. I’ve been wavy. This aint wavy.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 8  

    Not so glory when it shortchanged me!

  9. GwydionM | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 8  

    Or you can try the Mediocrity Model, which is cheaper.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 5  

    If you think the change maker is glorious, wait ’till you try the divine pin-ball machine.

  11. DrLex | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 5  

    This machine does not actually change your money. It just takes it and makes you forget about it with its soft wavy front panel and blinking lights.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 4  

    Soft to look at. Hard to English.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 10  

    Instructions:

    1. Insert coins
    2.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 11  

    I think this machine rep resents nothing.

  15. SF | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 9  

    Sometimes it gets self-excited and you get running light indications and bright pattern even without inserting any coin.

  16. Sparky | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 7  

    Change is glorious. Don’t remove the duct tape or won’t be glorious.

  17. J-Luke | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 10  

    This machine resents pleasant feeling; it has a rep to protect.

  18. Biff the Understudy | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 11  

    No, no, no. His name is FitzChivalry.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 9  

    Also called ‘Slut Machine’

  20. Marum | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 8  

    Function! It actually neutralises Pachenko machines, by making the balls freeze, and go nowhere while the red light is on.

    he object? To drive the nips insane.

    CORRECTION: Insaner.

  21. Gooma | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    No Marum. It is actually a Battery Changer. You insert your flat batteries, and instead of doing something boring like recharging them, it turns them into Anchovy Pizzas.
    YUMMM!

  22. Marum | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    HEY TOJO! Can I sell you an hyphen.

  23. Marum | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    Corection: I think it is Pachinko. (Not sure)

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Is this where you insert *insert your favorite translation*?

  25. Marum | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER FOR INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
    29.10.2014

    Dear sirs,
    we have had a complaint from your Machine Rep. wherein he claims that you have publicly inferred that he is a surly curmudgeon.
    To whit: “Our machine re[ rp resents pleasant feeling”… and so on.

    He strongly contests this assertion, and is claiming compensation. As you have circulated this assertion worldwide, he feels that it will impede his chances of being employed anywhere in the world. In fact, he asserts that well may be unemployable.

    We await your reply.

    Yours Faithfully,

    Deputy Commissioner for Industrial Relations.

  26. Huu Yuu | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    It is so soft to look at that it need duct tape to keep it from fal
    ling apart.

  27. mofart | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    Where is the hole?

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    Does it say ‘Ni’ or ‘Ptenng’?

  29. Droll not Troll | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    What makes the panel wavy? Maybe it’s the winds of change.

  30. Droll not Troll | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 6  

    Insert money to see the running lights change to driving lights.

  31. joooooosh | 2:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 4  

    Some jerk put tape over Glory Lock. How am I going to stick my Glory Key into it?

  32. Promicarus | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    I, too, resent pleasant feeling, when bright pattern is involved.

  33. Alph the Fox | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t want to do it For fun, Do it for glory! No items, Fox Glory, Final Destination.

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