He’s no dummy

posted on 27 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of O.B.
Found in Harbin, China. 

38 captions

  1. Tong | 4:03 am |

    How does he do it with hands in the back?

  2. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:06 am |

    Prostate stimulation, I’m guessing.

  3. jjhitt | 4:09 am |

    Excuse me, I have to slip into the fitting room for a couple of minutes….

  4. Tong | 4:12 am |

    Did he……F….himself?!

  5. Ben | 4:18 am |

    Hmmm… I always heard that makes you go blind, not bald.

  6. algernon | 4:18 am |

    Just give him a hand

  7. algernon | 4:18 am |

    He looks it

  8. GwydionM | 4:25 am |

    The best solution if you bore everyone else.

  9. JimS | 4:27 am |

    Is that a gun in his pocket, or is he just glad to see himself?

  10. iLock | 4:27 am |

    They sell dildos.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |

    According to the belt, he never finished the business.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:31 am |

    I think he’s ded.

  13. Sparky | 5:40 am |

    The hair goes from the head to the hands.

  14. PeeBee | 5:44 am |

    A big, sparkly earring would really complete the outfit.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:05 am |

    SELF MADE IN CHINA

  16. Marum | 6:37 am |

    A homosexual bloke is checking out his bum in a mirror, when he gets an erection.

    He straightens up, puts down the mirror, gives it a light slap, and says: “SILLY BOY! That’s us.”

  17. Marum | 7:06 am |

    Dummies really don’t have one.

    It is like all those years ago, when the nun’s went around snapping the Penii (penises?) off the stone statues.

    I have the slightly hysterical thought, of somewhere in the dim dusty archives at the Vatican, several boxes of stone Penii lurking, awaiting the advent, of a saviour armed with masking tape and Ceramic Adhedsive. 😆

  18. Gooma | 7:20 am |

    DEPARTMENT OF FAIR TRADING

    Regulation 14.6 Section A: All store dummies have to be freshly stuffed by the Window Dresser, every Monday morning.

  19. Gooma | 7:21 am |

    Obviously he couldn’t find any socks, so he used Salamis.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:27 am |

    You Must Be Self Satisfied!

  21. Marum | 7:27 am |

    EDIT Adhesive.

    I coat my peas with Superglue, I never do too many.
    I coat my peas with Superglue, and stick them to my Granny.

  22. Marum | 7:33 am |

    @PeeBee. If you know a Gypsy man, and you are getting green marks on the inside of your thighs…you can tell him his earrings aren’t real gold.

  23. J-Luke | 8:21 am |

    Well, mannequins are usually big and hard…

  24. Droll not Troll | 9:45 am |

    Coming in a store near you!

  25. Droll not Troll | 10:13 am |

    He has to. Anyone who stimulates him would be guilty of statuary rape.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:14 am |

    NOTE: All our precious customers are kindly asked to go f*** themselves

  27. Biff the Understudy | 12:05 pm |

    @Marum: re Vatican comment — don’t give Dan Brown any ideas.

  28. Gooma | 1:14 pm |

    These dummies are very well designed. They only have one problem. After hours, we often find one of our staff members stuck on them.

  29. Biff the Understudy | 1:28 pm |

    “Fully functional”

  30. Frank Burns | 1:37 pm |

    I didn’t think they made mannequins out of wood anymore.

  31. Droll not Troll | 3:53 pm |

    @Marum: i think the plural of penis is penes. I did Latin at high school but I don’t recall that word being in the syllabus. ;

  32. Droll not Troll | 3:55 pm |

    “A hard man is good to find”
    -Mae West.

  33. Droll not Troll | 3:59 pm |

    I’ve heard of self excited generators and alternators. The question is, is he AC or DC?

  34. Huu Yuu | 3:59 pm |

    If you make yourself “self excited” too much, you turn into a mannequin.

  35. Droll not Troll | 4:01 pm |

    @ Tong: He’s so excited, he’s crapping his hands.

  36. Mr. Wrong | 7:55 pm |

    What’s with the curious bulge in the shirt heading off to its right? Is the mannequin right-handed? And is it trying to hide its hairy palms?

  37. Marum | 1:59 pm |

    @DnT Thanks mate. I will now sit down and have a martinus. (I’m only having one) From Wayne and Shuster’s skit, Rinse The Blood Off My Toga. ie. “Julie don’t go.”

  38. TS | 1:19 pm |

    Self-Excitement for Dummies

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