I’m least favorite broccoli

Fructose me!

I mean really, there are other neighbors you could borrow some from.

Are you also favorite for diabetes?

Better than diarrhoea

I must think less

and then I found out sugar is having a secret affair with saccharin.

A survivor of “The Apprentice”.

Yes, I’ll be your daddy.

I know a diabetic that’s getting a new outfit for Christmas!

I like my women a little on the “salty” side.

@FB Damn! You just beat me to it.

ie. No. You taste fine Aiumi. Maybe just a pinch of salt maybe.

Forget the condiments. I find Japanese women to be immensely esculent

Speaking of salty:

Did you know that an Echidna has a four headed penis which it does not urinate through.

Ooh me so favorite
Me sweeten you rong time

Just click sugar’s “like” button and be done with it.

Umami?

@Marum: on the Wikipedia page of echidnas, I find other interesting information like “no one has ever seen an echidna ejaculate.”

The favorite in the sweetstakes?

@tadchem:umami so fat from eating all that sugar!

… and some of the other carbohydrates are also quite fond of me.

M dentist is so favorite for cavities.

My dog was named Sugar, so favorite indeed for her.

Looked up Echidna on Wikipedia.
One of the weirdest things I saw today. And the article is written in a particularly funny (less scientific) way

@Marum. Hell mate! My wife has been sitting there staring into space all day.
She is trying to get her head around the idea of a four-headed penis that never tastes of pee.

@Dr Lex. Probably not even a female Echidna. Unless they have eyes in unusual places too.

Actulally that gives rise to a particularly insane thought. Do they all work simeltaneously? Or do they work consecutively, or at random, like some sort of strange fountain

Umamai is so fat, that when she sat on the road, they built a roundabout around her.

umami