It’s Over Already!

posted on 3 Oct 2014 in Clothing

Sucks turning 40…

Photo courtesy of Margaret Peterson.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    For the mutton dressed as lamb

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 6  

    Coming over to see you perhaps

  3. GwydionM | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 7  

    If the lady has no life, I am definitely not going to get erotig with her.

  4. DrLex | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 1  

    No, spelling
    No, grammar

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 6  

    No sexy – new sexy!

  6. Frank Burns | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 5  

    What? I just got here!

  7. Stopchicks | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    “correct style” dysfunction.

  8. jjhitt | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 7  

    Here come the tentacles…

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 6  

    – You are so sexy, darling.
    – No!

  10. WorrierPrincess | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 7  

    No sexy, no life.
    Know sexy, know life.

  11. Sparky | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 6  

    Taken from my ex-wife’s closet.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 7  

    No, Sexy & No, Life & No, Rock’n’roll!

  13. Chris | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    That was quick.

  14. jjhitt | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Other shirts in the series:
    — Is it in, yet?
    — We need to paint the ceiling.
    — Your brother does it better.

  15. Marum | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Can she putt her feet behind her ears?

  16. Marum | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Put not putt. NO! Golf has not taken over my life.

  17. Gooma | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    No Marum. The waiters frown on that in the restaurants. There is a place for elegance.

    What you need, is a lady at the table, and a whore in the bedroom. 👿

  18. Marum | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Hahaha Gooma. I must have arranged my life backwards. I appear to have got the opposite.

  19. Marum | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    BTW Gooma. I hope I didn’t offend anyone around the pool that night in Mosbi.

  20. Gooma | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Just the opposite Kiobada. You proved you were a whitey after all. When you turned around, with the brown skin above and below, your white ar$3 stood out like a lighthouse on a headland. One of the blokes yelled – “Lookat his white ar$3! And we all fell about laughing.

    However all that weightlifting must have been good for you. At the sight of your equipment and your well shaped butt, there were coos of approval from all the PNG ladies, and not a few of the white ones too. One of the ladies was so rapt she dropped her drink. I think you became famous in POM that night. (At least among the girls – and not a few of the boys too). 😉

  21. Marum | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    @jjhitt.
    That’s why they call wives “ceiling inspectors”. Mine uses No 2 regularly.

  22. Marum | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    By what strange feat of mental masturbation, could “erotic” and “elegance” ever get paired?

    I would have thought they were mutually exclusive.

  23. Droll not Troll | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The decade of afros and flaired pants is over already? No, kidding!

  24. Droll not Troll | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    @Marum: If she can putt her feet behind her ears, you better use a wood. 😛

  25. Mr. Wrong | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “It’s over already!”
    “Sorry, I swear this has never happened before.”

  26. Huu Yuu | 8:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    No, 1970’s look.
    It’s over already over 40 years ago.

  27. Marum | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Anorexic chicks with big hair. You’d swear you were screwing a poodle.

  28. Marum | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW Gooma. The story must have got exaggerated with the telling.

    Four days later when I called into one the Private Hospitals in POM, for a check up, and a precautionary shot. I was a “case celebre”. I scored a female doctor who seemed quite interested. Not only that, damn near every nurse in the hospital found an excuse to file through the room, and have a perve. Most of them seemed quite disappointed. The gossip must depict me as being another Byron Chan. God! Who would want a champagne bottle permanently between their legs?

  29. Will Pitts | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NO,PARTY
    NO,DISCO
    NO,FOOLING AROUND

  30. Gooma | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hehehehe. It is amazing how the Tok bokkus improves with the telling. The poor kekeni must have exaggerated things, to give herself an excuse. She must be devastated, that she came so close to seducing you, and still failed. Motuan ladies pride themselves on their skill in such matters. Not as much as the Trobs though, but still proud of their skill. You must be the only whitey to have actally been in a kekeni’s kio, and still escaped. Your wife should be proud of you.

    Yu trupela man Kiobada. Hanuaboi namona.

  31. Peter | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Epig fail

  32. l2646134 | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Got married.

  33. Olog-hai | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is where the model from Mott The Hoople’s 1974 album “The Hoople” went.

  34. Spades Slick | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The zombie will please to know you be aroused.

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