Microwave killed my shrubs…

posted on 19 Oct 2014 in Household Items

Try the Global Warming setting

Photo courtesy of Nicolai.

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  1. GwydionM | 4:02 am |

    The only microwave with built-in Agent Orange

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Well it nuc’s man

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Clears the forest with a single push

  4. Conventi | 4:05 am |

    Deforest Setting ? As Deforest Kelley from Star Trek ??

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    And I thought vinyls are dead

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    The Microwave Who Says ‘Ni!’

  7. DrLex | 5:32 am |

    Also try our model with strip mining setting!

  8. Chris | 7:38 am |

    A microwave and Tri-corder all-in-one! I’m a doctor! Not a cook!

  9. alek | 7:40 am |

    Logging was never this easy

  10. Marum | 7:58 am |

    @Conventi. You must have “boned’ up on Startrek to post that one.

  11. Marum | 7:59 am |

    Hijau Rimbunan needs no bloody microwave, to deforest large areas of the Paradise Forest in PNG.

  12. Marum | 8:00 am |

    Actually! At that price, I’ll have tree.

  13. Mark | 9:38 am |

    Christ Jim!

  14. Huu Yuu | 9:39 am |

    Microwave Oven: The easy way to clear cut a rain forest.

  15. J-Luke | 10:11 am |

    Dammit Jim! I’m a doctor, not a microwave oven!

  16. Droll not Troll | 10:25 am |

    The only oven that logs all your meals.

  17. IMF | 12:24 pm |

    Agent orange machine.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 3:48 pm |

    Manually control the turntable by cranking and winding up.

  19. Mr. Wrong | 4:03 pm |

    Get rid of those pesky forests and their inhabitants at the press of a button.

  20. Sparky | 4:43 pm |

    As seen on TUV.

  21. Tom P. | 9:19 pm |

    Over 1,000,000 units sold in Brazil, alone!

  22. Huu Yuu | 10:31 pm |

    This microwave is endorsed by the clear cutting organizations.

  23. TS | 10:19 am |

    Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor not a microwave!

  24. TS | 10:20 am |

    No Bones about it…

  25. Lollerskate | 11:41 am |

    What power level is needed to use the deforest setting?

  26. kemi242 | 6:26 am |

    The 5th power level IS OVER 9000!

  27. Peter | 4:54 pm |

    Aha! Microwave caught red-handed for causing global warming.

  28. Olio | 5:45 pm |

    Yes, it works on -that- forest too.

  29. KirbyMario12345 | 11:41 am |

    Global Warming now has a quite literal meaning.

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