The Classical Song of English

posted on 2 Oct 2014 in Music

Photos courtesy of Stefan Letizia.
 Chinese CD found in Chinatown, Boston.

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 6  

    Is Neville bi, the windgs will see to that

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 3  

    What golor the wind then

  3. jjhitt | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 34  Subtract rating 1  

    I love Whieney Houston.

  4. DrLex | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 4  

    We need more tonightice. It’s too damn hot to ibrate our love here.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 3  

    Teh songs

  6. DrLex | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    Warning: prolonged listening to this album will lead to severe jaundice.

  7. iLock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    Only on teh internet…and in this case Chinatown, Boston too..

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    I prefer A Song of Erupoe

  9. iLock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    @algernon: He’s bi with Aaron

  10. iLock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 3  

    The curious case of boy men

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    Tonight Ice Scream

  12. iLock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 3  

    We are the world, by… no one

  13. Brosephski | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh come on. I think at this point it actually took more effort to mess up half of these song titles and artist names than to get them right. Do Chinese bootleg PCs have some kind of feature that automatically butchers everything you copy and paste?

  14. DrLex | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 2  

    @jjhitt: I prefer Whieney Honston.

  15. Brosephski | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: You realize Whieney Houston is just a misspelling right? Her real name is Whieney Honston, as it says under song no. 5.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    What? No Motorhead?

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    The Song of Engrish is resonating between my ears. It Can Be Stopped!

  18. Stopchicks | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    All your up are belongs to us.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 5  

    What! They left out Elvis’ “Rove Me Tendel” and Andy William’s ” Moon Liver”.

  20. The_YongGrand | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 4  

    Where’s “Fry me to the moon”? đŸ˜€

  21. Sparky | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 4  

    Why is Yesterday on Today’s Best Love Song.

  22. Stopchicks | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 6  

    You right up my rife.

  23. Bob | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 4  

    I always liked Pcabo bry sin, and Peabo bry son is all right, but I never cared much for Peabo Brysone

    And I never thought of “Eye of the Tiger” as a love song…

  24. Coffeebot | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    Flying is very easier with my new windgs!

  25. Chuck | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    A: Vanessa Williams Williams.

    Q: If Vanessa married Andy…

  26. GwydionM | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    In Rocky 7, the hero gouges out the eyes of a tiger. Hear the song here.

  27. GwydionM | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    We belongs up a nice Englishwoman, just as Joe Cocker said

  28. Huu Yuu | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t believe they misspelled Crassical and Engrish. It’s supposed to be “The Crassical song of Engrish”

  29. Vulcan64 | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    When just one eye of the tiger is not enough.

  30. Lollerskate | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Highway to her

  31. Lora | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Disney’s Pocahontas is now internet-friendly with their song
    Golors of teh wind”:

    Hav u evr herd teh wulf kry tp teh blu corn moon,
    Or askedd teh grining bobLOLcat y he grined?
    Can u paint whit all teh vocies of teh mownten?
    Can u paint whit all teh golors of teh wind?
    Can u paint whit all teh golors of teh wind.

  32. Droll not Troll | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    They left out “She’s got Betee midler Eyes”.

  33. Droll not Troll | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    Seems Glenuine.

  34. Stopchicks | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 4  

    I’m trying to figure out how Eye of the Tiger is a love song.

  35. Tom P. | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    No wonder Bobby Brown was so harsh, what with Ms. Houston Weining all the time.

  36. iLock | 7:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    @Stopchicks: Eye of the Tiger isn’t a love song.
    Eyes of the Tiger is, it’s when one tigers eye meets teh other and
    they fall in love.

  37. iLock | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Now someone need to record these versions!!

  38. Stopchicks | 8:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 6  

    @iLock: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

  39. iLock | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    @Stopchicks: No problem, Captain Oblivious.

  40. Dervrak | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Neville and Bi. A favorite of men and women alike!

  41. Mc-Taz | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    English is actually a romance language.

  42. Stopchicks | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    Oh boy, what a genius comeback. I am properly rebuked. *rolls eyes*

  43. Marum | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear that the beast had a “real beauty” too.

    That’s what the beauty liked about him.

  44. Marum | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    @iLock & Stopchicks.

    There once was a lady from Riga,
    Who smiled as she rode on a tiger,
    They came back from the ride,
    With the lady inside,
    And the smile on the face of the tiger.

  45. Mark | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why, Coach Belichick, I didn’t know you cared…

  46. IMF | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Best songs of today – Photo: 1993.
    Did I see a Rocky song on there?
    Joe Cocker: Not who you think it is.
    Personal Favorite: The old interwebz classic – Colors of TEH wind.

  47. Jay | 1:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    for teh wind

  48. Long Tom | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody said anything about “We Are The World”?

    Unless you count it as celebrity self-love (“Oh, what heroes we are for singing this song that supposedly will help the starving in Ethiopia!”).

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