As close as I wanna get…

posted on 2 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Erica Blair.
Spotted in Beijing, China. 

25 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    It’s alive

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Something for all the family

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    NOTE: We are open until further fish meat

  4. GwydionM | 4:22 am |

    Our Chicken Willow Tree will make you weep.

  5. Sparky | 4:32 am |

    I’m speculating this is correct.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |

    – Speculation of the lamb, please.

  7. szk | 5:01 am |

    This is what they do with the people after they came out of the poison bakery

  8. timmy | 5:48 am |

    Waiter, there’s a hair on my tail!

  9. timmy | 5:51 am |

    Speculate what kind of meat you are eating, and win a prize!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:16 am |

    – How close would you like your flesh, Sir?

  11. Ben | 6:42 am |

    Locally sourced soylent green

  12. DrLex | 7:17 am |

    I knew it, it was all celery speculation that caused the 2008 banking crisis.

  13. Marum | 8:12 am |

    A chicken sat in a Lychee tree,
    And cried as he said to me,
    “Chick willow, chick willow, chick willow.

  14. Marum | 8:33 am |

    My willow tree was real chicken.

    It used to scream when I peed on it.

  15. Droll not Troll | 11:04 am |

    Mmmm! Family on a stick!

  16. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:11 am |

    I’m guessing the “celery speculation meat” is what they call “mystery meat” and this is actually in a school cafeteria.

  17. Gooma | 1:45 pm |

    It may be neither fish nor fowl.

    But our food is as foul as you can get.

  18. Gooma | 1:49 pm |

    It is a coded message from the Chineseee military.

    It is the coordinates for the last known position of MH370

  19. Gooma | 1:50 pm |

    Crevery disguised as a Menu.

  20. Huu Yuu | 2:45 pm |

    The flesh is so close, it’s on the bleeding edge.

  21. Huu Yuu | 3:27 pm |

    Garlic belly-burning sounds like vampire food poisoning.

  22. Mr. Wrong | 6:48 pm |

    And may you have one heckuva stewed hair tail, garlic belly-burning, celery speculation meat dinner that will make you forget that sterno you had for breakfast.

  23. Peter | 5:07 pm |

    I’d rather have the Cow Wiloue Tree

  24. EffEff | 5:09 pm |

    Does the chicken taste like Barnacle Goose?

  25. Henry | 4:38 pm |

    What’s better? Garlic belly-burning or celery speculation meat?

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