Because wishes don’t boys.

posted on 15 Nov 2014 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of MM.
Child’s shirt found in Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    But keep it short

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful what she wishes for

  3. Tong | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    National pedophile identification suit.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Only when it dogs

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 6  

    If wishes were girls …

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    So wishes are pedophiles?

  7. Huu Yuu | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    Or: “I wished I could do girls and all I got was Chris Hansen.”

  8. DrLex | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Of this shirt, Yoda approves.

  9. Ben | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 7  

    Found in Ellen DeGeneres’ closet.

  10. SF | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    When you wish upon a star
    Makes no difference who you are
    Anything your heart desires
    Will come to you.

  11. jjhitt | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Witches do boys.

  12. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I wish.

  13. Marum | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful what you wish for.

    You may get it.

  14. Marum | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    You may well wish to do the girls.

    However. Their boyfriends my wish to kill you.

  15. Marum | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    I wished for a T Shirt so short her knockers would show out the bottom of it.

    AND I GOT IT !!!!!

    YIPPIE YIIIPIE YIPPIE!!!!!!!

  16. Marum | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt. Just make sure you are aware of where the broomstick is, at all times.

  17. GwydionM | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    They keep getting drafted into embarrassing positions in boy’s wishes

  18. Droll not Troll | 12:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Dunno about wishes, but I have a long felt want……

  19. Droll not Troll | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    We wish you a Mary Crystal….

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Just Do Them.

    – Mike

  21. algernon | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Maybe a design from the Suck Ho building

  22. Classic Steve | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Nah, they’re not pedos. Just sexist enough to apply the word “girls” to women.

  23. sparky | 4:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    When you wish upon a star.

  24. szk | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve

    Applying “girls” to women is not necessarily sexist.
    Although less common, “boys” is sometimes applied to grown men.

    Also it is a child’s shirt

  25. RT | 5:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    could you show the judge on this doll, where the wish touched you, jill?

    -lawyer in courtroom

  26. pasdrole | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This sweater makes me feel all warm and snugly

  27. Wax Frog | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    So beggars do ride?

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, girls… Can’t do them, can’t do without them

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Boys don’t cry. Girls don’t wishes.

  30. Gooma | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum. Seeing that naughty little Asian lady of yours used to wear shorts that zipped up one leg, across the crotch, and down the other leg. It probably left you with only “tops,” to fantasise over. 😉

  31. Marum | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Gooma. Those shorts were very handy, when we had a sudden attack of lust, in the dark.

    You should buy your lady a pair.

  32. Marum | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve; ♫The boys from the bush are back in town♪
    Depends on context, me boy.

    I used to regularly tell my lady; “She was a naughty girl.” She didn’t mind.

    And I certainly didn’t. 😛

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