Generate a good day!

posted on 12 Nov 2014 in Bags/Packaging

Have ass, will travel

Photo courtesy of  Dylan Geiger.
Found in Hachinohe, Japan.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if you absolutely generate that my ass will be OK …

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Caption may be generated at here!

  3. algernon | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    Maybe Kick would be better

  4. algernon | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    But only when sunny

  5. iLock | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    That something good will be laughter
    which will be generated off my ass

  6. iLock | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes people stare at my ass when I go out with it.
    But no mind, as my ass seems to generate that something is good.

  7. jjhitt | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing comes between me and my ass.

  8. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    With ass every day is a fine day.

  9. DrLex | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 2  

    Somehow I have difficulty in thinking of any good things that are generated by someone’s ass.

  10. jjhitt | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a nice ass.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    – What will come out of it on a fine day?
    – Crap!

  12. Ben | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ll bet that bag has a hole in it.

  13. timmy | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    Looks like somebody got there ass handed to them.

  14. Marum | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be Sister Maria. She had a pet Ass which she sold to raise money for charity.
    It was reported in the Church Newsletter, that Sister Maria sold her Ass for $500.00, to raise money for the orphans.

  15. Marum | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    If you really do get a bit of ass. Apologise to the lady, and buy her an expensive bauble next day.

    You may find yourself invited for an encore performance. 😉

  16. Marum | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Back in the Taim bilong Masta in PNG. (The colonial days) one of the schools had a fundraising for the Red Cross.

    One by one the girls were called on stage to get their certificates.
    Whereas, the average girl had raised usually 200 Kina or so. The last two young ladies had raised nearly K5,000.00 each. At this point, most of the single men in the audience were looking a bit shifty, and not a few of the married ones too.

    The MC was stupid enough to ask them how they had raised so much money, and they were innocent enough to tell him. 😯

  17. TS | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Is this Kim Kardashian’s?

  18. Sparky | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Everyone likes a little ass.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I never go out without ass.

  20. Lora | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    This reminds me of the joke about a priest waking up one morning and finding a dead donkey just laying there outside his house. He has no idea how or why it’s there, all he knows is that he wants it gone. So he starts calling up different services that he hopes will take the donkey’s body away, but they wouldn’t for various reasons. Finally the priest calls up the mayor, who must not have having a very good day because he grumbles “You called me just because you want to get rid of some old dead ass? It’s your job to bury the dead, so why don’t you do it?”
    “I’m planning to, ” replied the priest, “But first I’d thought I’d better notify its next of kin.”

  21. WorrierPrincess | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    There are days I wish I could leave my ass at home.

  22. Droll not Troll | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    What would Jesus ride?

  23. Droll not Troll | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    An ass! An ass! My kingdom for an ass!

  24. szk | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Something good my ass!

  25. Droll not Troll | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    How much crack can one ass generate?

  26. Droll not Troll | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Ass goes out. Ass goes in. Ass goes out.
    Homer J Simpson.

  27. Huu Yuu | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Hmm, I guess this is not a fine day, it is ass.

  28. TS | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Goes perfectly with K.K pic on the cover of Paper magazine: http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian_paper_jean_paul_goude.php

  29. GwydionM | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t confuse this nice donkey with those degenerated asses in the bad neighbourhoods.

  30. Wax Frog | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    With ass, all things are possible!

  31. JimS | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    That’s what she said.

  32. JimS | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Results vary without ass.

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