I just wish you made me go to school…

posted on 21 Nov 2014 in Tattoos

Photo courtesy of J.B.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Fetherless?

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mummy! Thenx I can Engrish!

  3. algernon | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    Life is spelt wrong I think it should be laugh

  4. algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    mather mather how I lev ya

  5. J-Luke | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    In the end it doesn’t really mather…

  6. DrLex | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    That’s what happens when getting a tattoo from officer Crabtree.

  7. timmy | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    I’d thenk my Dad on my other arm, but I don’t know who he is.

  8. Ben | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re walcome, sun.

  9. Frank Burns | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    They even tattooed it on slowly because he can’t read very fast.

  10. timmy | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    What’s the mather with you?

  11. Dervrak | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    Well his great, great grandfather WAS Cotton Mather…..

  12. alexmagnus | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 2  

    Mother+Father=Mather

  13. Marum | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    The Mathers and the Mitchs were two hillbilly families which had been feuding for generations.

    As it is now the 21st century, they decided to declare peace, and organized a huge dinner to settle the pact.

    As was going well, until one of the Mitch boys leant over with his fork, to get another potato out of the bowl of potatoes. At the very same moment grandma Mather reached over to grab one. Thus, the Mitch boy stuck the fork in the back of the hand of grandma Mather.

    At that point the peace was broken, because grandpa Mather stood up and roared: “GET OUT OF HERE YOU MATHER FORKING SON OF A MITCH!!!!”

  14. Marum | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The tattoos that impress me, is where some celebrity gets his/her personal “chop” tattooed on some obvious part of their body.

    Then. much later, they find it means; Round Eye Dickhead – or something along that line. 😆

  15. Chris | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Does he mean Jerry Mather?

  16. Marum | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    How could he be expected to read it, when it’s upside down.

  17. Marum | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Babel, babel,
    Tail and trabel,
    Water bail,
    And cauldron babble.

  18. Sparky | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Stupid is as stupid does.
    Thanks Mr. Gump.

  19. Lora | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Thank mather later when she pays for the laser surgery to remove that tattoo.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Nothing else mattress.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Epic fale

  22. GwydionM | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    And thanks for raising me on Fast Foot!

  23. Droll not Troll | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    I thenks, tharefore I life.

  24. Huu Yuu | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    I’m sure he is not very thenkful to the one who gave him the tettoo

  25. Esperologist | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You might think he means to thank his mother… but we’ll all be surprised when it comes out that his life was saved by a mathematician (mather) and the ‘e’ in thenk is his attempt to put a little energy into his thankfulness.

  26. Droll not Troll | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Better at mathermatics than spelling?

  27. Droll not Troll | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    The right to bare arms is wasted on some people.

  28. Teal Glue | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    It doesn’t mather.

  29. Garst | 6:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    That’s what happens when you remember to cross the T’s, but forget to dot the I’s before getting a tattoo.

  30. RT | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    when our powers combine, we are MATHER!

    captain mather, s/he’s our hero♪♫

  31. Wax Frog | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    So Jerry Mathers really was the beaver?

  32. Peter | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Thenk yiu vary moch ded for doing mam.

  33. kioku | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s unfortunate. You would think either him or the artist would have said something..

  34. Aram | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Illiteracy permanently printed on your body. Wow!

  35. The Dude | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Straight from Mather Russia

  36. halimah | 8:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please somebody tell me they ULed this to that misspelled tattoos website…

  37. doodle | 7:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think fother had a hand in it, too….

  38. GRosa | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Forever marked for laughs 😛

  39. Eric | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …And this is your brain on drugs.

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