Like I ever follow instructions…

posted on 22 Nov 2014 in Chinglish

Safety means different things to different people.

Photo courtesy of Madi Webb. 
Found on cell phone battery.  

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  1. algernon | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Safe to l;eave it alone

  2. algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    But is it safe to use as a phone

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Damage or other damage, that is the caption

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, I won’t follow these instructions

  5. Huu Yuu | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    I only throw assembled touches.

  6. Huu Yuu | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    May I suggested a good power water brand to use regularly for exposure?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    I usually drink Apple water

  8. Stopchicks | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    These instructions seemed to have suffered some damage or other damage.

  9. DrLex | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    I will pratect my ilfie light with all my might.

  10. DrLex | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Should I use two-phase or three-phase power water?

  11. Frank Burns | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Other damage = a rip in the space time continuum.

  12. Marum | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know about power water, But heavy water is to be avoided at all costs. Unless of course you’re fission for trouble.

  13. Marum | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    At last!

    An eclectic pasta maker.

  14. Gooma | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Kiobada! You idiot!
    These are the instructions for operating an electronic Girlie Doll.

  15. Gooma | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you can guess what the “power water” is for.

    I told you they are very lifelike.

  16. Sparky | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No more Red Bull?

  17. Marum | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    @Sparky.
    Red Bull may well give you wings.

    But so will Stayfree women’s products.

  18. Marum | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    If you do follow the manufactures instructions, it will cause: Coughs and colds and hairy holes, stampeding turtles, flights of fancy, burning wangs, uncontollable random orgasms, pestilence, and plagues of Locusts.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Follow the red fire extinguisher and find out just how deep the power water is

  20. Droll not Troll | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    Do not follow these instructions. Treat them nicely and they will follow you.

  21. Droll not Troll | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If I exposure in suggested, can I be sure of causing other damage or will that turn on the ilfie light?

  22. Droll not Troll | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If following these instructions fails to cause damage, wash battery in a better brand of power water and try for other damage.

  23. Peter | 4:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    My pleasure, as always

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s good to have so many forms of damage available, so life doesn’t get boring.

  25. Jellychop | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    How can I not be following these instructions if I follow the instruction to not follow the instructions?

  26. szk | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jellychop

    I am surprised you were the first one to notice the paradox

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfortunately, I can never resist to throw up all over my disassembled touch screen

  28. Marum | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jellychop. Are you a fan of Kant? (German Philosopher)

  29. kioku | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Okay… I promise I shall not not throw a tourch that is not dissembled.

  30. kemi242 | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Do not read this manual! Not following these instructions will ensure dangerous and illegal use of this device.

  31. Whirled One | 5:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That was good advice about using power water– it counteracts both fire and electric shock! Unfortunately, power water can also cause damage or other damage.

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