Like my cousin’s meth lab…

posted on 30 Nov 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Fahruz.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Gravel, stones and pebbles

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    But is it legal

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    CAUTION: May contain traces of toilet

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    – Mommy, what’s for dinner?
    – MDMA, sweetie.

  5. szk | 4:42 am |

    You mean like cement?

  6. tadchem | 6:17 am |

    Bob Dylan told me “Johnny’s in the basement mixing up the medicine.”

  7. Marum | 9:13 am |

    Unfortunately rice does not contain enough Vitamin C for us westerners. So you end up with a problem called “Rice Balls”. First noted by doctors at Changi. (Book Behind Bamboo) (Story of Changi POW camp)

  8. Marum | 9:32 am |

    When I was 17, when after dinner at her place, my Asian lady saw me shovel some rice into a bowl, and put Ice-cream on top. In those days in Oz, rice was dessert. The only time one had rice as a “main”, was with curry.

    This look of horror came on her face, and she exclaimed. “You Australians do strange things!.”

    Like a flash of lightning I saw myself in another race’s eyes for a split second. I had never greatly suffered from racism, but that dispelled any last traces of racial superiority I may have still had. “It is not just them damn furriners who are odd. We are just as screwy”

  9. Marum | 9:36 am |

    Ah! The joys of the heart, and the dew in the morning. They’ve gone, and they’ve left you, without any warning. (Stollen quote). 😉

  10. jjhitt | 9:40 am |

    The foundation of a healthy diet.

  11. Lollerskate | 9:55 am |

    Basement nutriment? Hope the label specifies. Cheetos allergies are dangerous, y’know.

  12. Gooma | 10:01 am |

    Kiobada. You two were just like a pair of young rabbits. ‘Tis a wonder you ever had time to eat.
    And no! “Basement nutrition” is not oral-sex.

  13. Sparky | 11:17 am |

    Headlines:
    Uncle Ben found dead. No more Mr Rice guy.

  14. Droll not Troll | 11:52 am |

    If rice has basement nutriment, maybe we could make bread from ground floor?

  15. Droll not Troll | 11:58 am |

    Warning: May contain traces of rat.

  16. Peter | 2:08 pm |

    The eighth nutrient . . .

    1. carbohydrates
    2. proteins
    3. fat
    .
    .
    .
    6. vitamins
    7. minerals
    .
    .
    .
    8. BASEMENT NUTRIMENT ?

  17. Huu Yuu | 2:57 pm |

    Uncle Ben’s basement, which is not located in Uncle Tom’s cabin.

  18. Mr. Wrong | 3:19 pm |

    All the essential fungi and mildews to build healthy growths.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 5:45 pm |

    and I thought only lice contains basement nutriment!

  20. Jellychop | 8:43 pm |

    I question how nutritional “basement nutriment” is.
    Have you seen what most basement dwellers eat?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:24 am |

    Try also our Diet Coke

  22. GwydionM | 4:52 am |

    Or you could grow mushrooms in the basement.

  23. Frank Burns | 6:01 am |

    So what is the r.d.a. for radon?

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:05 pm |

    My parents drink that stuff, but generally the vanilla or chocolate flavors. I’ve never seen the rice flavor.

    They don’t have a basement, though. I think they keep it in the pantry.

  25. ccY | 6:27 am |

    I grow my rice among other things hydroponically in my basement.

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