Theory of everything

posted on 26 Nov 2014 in Uncategorized

I majored in Theoretical Engrish.

Photo courtesy of Jonah H.
Found in Japan.  

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t temperstand.

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Ad for air conditioner

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I fit into your cool temper

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    All the speed space are belong to us!

  5. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least they got their case hardened.

  6. Coffeebot | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    I don’t always temper
    but when I do
    it’s speed space

  7. Conventi | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    So says Stephen Hawking.

  8. DrLex | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like someone crossed a blacksmith with a theoretical physicist here.

  9. Stopchicks | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I dunno, my speed space seems to have left me this morning. Zzzzz….

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I temper you, Engrish

  11. Frank Burns | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the new recruiting slogan for the Knights Temper.

  12. DrLex | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    This sounds best when imagining it being spoken in William Shatner’s voice.

  13. Sparky | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Space–time discontinuum.

  14. Sparky | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Temper Fi.

  15. timmy | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    And may the motive force be with you!

  16. Droll not Troll | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Temper now. It’s all the rage!

  17. Droll not Troll | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    I temper, therefore I’m hard.

  18. Droll not Troll | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    In speed space, no-one can hear your temper.

  19. Huu Yuu | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    All our speed space are belong to you

  20. iLock | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    The synopsis for Interstellar is different in Japan.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    WARNING: Don’t speed space drink under the dynamic of a car

  22. GwydionM | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you temper, the Dark Side of the Motive Force find you will.

  23. Marum | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    E=MC3

  24. Mr. Wrong | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Do-it-yourself infarct prospectively masticates at! Proctology perspicaciously purveys! Incantation?

  25. Renato Schiff | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I need a Pan Calactical Gargle Blaster

  26. K. Haskins | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    E=Pie Rs qWhere?

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