Trust in Zontary

posted on 23 Nov 2014 in Clothing

In one sentence, what do you like about Zontary?

Photo courtesy of LJ.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    In space no one can hear you walk

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Zontary, multi-purpose mikes that moisturise and for sound.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Mike a.k.a. Fast Foot

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Just Shoe It.

    – Mike

  5. GwydionM | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    These amazing insoles walk by themselves!

  6. Sparky | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in their shoes, but if you do, you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes!

  7. Conventi | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Congratulations for reading the longest sentence in the world without commas or stops.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – One, two, three … Perforating, perforating …

  9. Chuck | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Mike, and I feel violated somehow.

  10. Ben | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Sorry, the best possible sensations might involve moisturizers and natural aromas, but they generally don’t involve the feet.

  11. jjhitt | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Mike, we knew there was something about you with the cosmetics and the shoes. OK? But you’ve really got us worried with this perforating thing.

  12. Pasdrole | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I want to smell like Mike!

  13. Classic Steve | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    William Faulkner was hitting the bottle that day.

  14. Droll not Troll | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope the mike perforations and mike capsules will help mike alluses.

  15. asdf | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Repost!
    http://www.engrish.com/2013/07/zontary-shoes/

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Our website:

    http://www.mike-zontary-never-missed-the-last-period-thank-you-for-miss-understanding.com

  17. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    ALL HAIL ZONTARY!!!

  18. DrLex | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mind that our mike capsules are unable to record periods, commas, or other punctuation marks.

  19. Marum | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @conventi. Could you do it in one breath?

    I don’t thinl even “fat Lucii” could.

  20. Marum | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What number is this perverate?

  21. Lora | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Congratulation, a shoe buyer is you!

  22. Lora | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a person with no feet.
    So I said, “Hey footless dude, guess you won’t mind if I take your shoes!”

  23. kioku | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Yes, or newest perfume eau de Mike will get your sweaty feet smelling more like Mike’s sweaty feat in no time! Oh the improvement you will experience! We promise you that we smelt many feet to figure out which sweaty foot scent was most agreeable before deciding on Mike’s. It is our gaurantee that you will make fewer people feel sick, while still making it clear that you have been out walking, or your money back!

  24. rost_in_tlansration | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    For relaxing times, make it Zontary time!

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