Trust in Zontary

posted on 23 Nov 2014 in Clothing

In one sentence, what do you like about Zontary?

Photo courtesy of LJ.

24 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    In space no one can hear you walk

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Zontary, multi-purpose mikes that moisturise and for sound.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Mike a.k.a. Fast Foot

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Just Shoe It.

    – Mike

  5. GwydionM | 4:10 am |

    These amazing insoles walk by themselves!

  6. Sparky | 4:40 am |

    Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in their shoes, but if you do, you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes!

  7. Conventi | 5:33 am |

    Congratulations for reading the longest sentence in the world without commas or stops.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:16 am |

    – One, two, three … Perforating, perforating …

  9. Chuck | 6:49 am |

    I’m Mike, and I feel violated somehow.

  10. Ben | 6:51 am |

    Sorry, the best possible sensations might involve moisturizers and natural aromas, but they generally don’t involve the feet.

  11. jjhitt | 7:37 am |

    Mike, we knew there was something about you with the cosmetics and the shoes. OK? But you’ve really got us worried with this perforating thing.

  12. Pasdrole | 7:41 am |

    I want to smell like Mike!

  13. Classic Steve | 9:46 am |

    William Faulkner was hitting the bottle that day.

  14. Droll not Troll | 10:58 am |

    I hope the mike perforations and mike capsules will help mike alluses.

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:00 am |

    ALL HAIL ZONTARY!!!

  16. DrLex | 5:16 am |

    Mind that our mike capsules are unable to record periods, commas, or other punctuation marks.

  17. Marum | 5:57 am |

    @conventi. Could you do it in one breath?

    I don’t thinl even “fat Lucii” could.

  18. Marum | 5:58 am |

    What number is this perverate?

  19. Lora | 6:29 am |

    Congratulation, a shoe buyer is you!

  20. Lora | 6:30 am |

    I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a person with no feet.
    So I said, “Hey footless dude, guess you won’t mind if I take your shoes!”

  21. kioku | 1:37 pm |

    Yes, or newest perfume eau de Mike will get your sweaty feet smelling more like Mike’s sweaty feat in no time! Oh the improvement you will experience! We promise you that we smelt many feet to figure out which sweaty foot scent was most agreeable before deciding on Mike’s. It is our gaurantee that you will make fewer people feel sick, while still making it clear that you have been out walking, or your money back!

  22. rost_in_tlansration | 1:47 pm |

    For relaxing times, make it Zontary time!

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