Wang didn’t see it coming…

Perhaps iit should have a rest

Careful where you put the sausage then

Now it’s called ‘Hot Dog’

– Mr. Wang? Sum Ting Wong?

It’s terrible, all because that little sausage of Mr Wang!

– What is brown and looks like Wang?
– Dung!

Might want to try the penicillin chicken.

This is what happens when everybody wang chung tonight.

So if his wang burns, he must be made of wood. And therefore… A WITCH!

That’s NOT how you make stir fry!

– Bei Bi, Wai Yu Mun Ching Stin Ki Tai Ni Dum Gai Wang Dong So Long?

Looks like we’re gonna have a wang dang doodle noodle.

If you experience a conflagration that lasts more than 4 hours, contact your fire department right away.

Tsk, Wang. You just HAD to do it again, didn’t you.

Excuse me, have you seen my spider called Wang?

I wonder what happened to the roast of it

Because someone stole his oven mitts.

Nothing worse than a burnt wang.

… so Wang took a smoke break.

Is that a fire in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Q. Does your wang burn after sex?

A. Dunno. Never put a match to it.

I would imagine. That if you are going to achieve a population of nigh on 1.5billion, you would not be keeping your wang out of anything.

That’ll teach you to wear clothes when cooking BBQ!

Not for long anyhow.

@DNT. Number 2; of the three things one should not do nude.

Number 1; Play leapfrog.

This is the remains of The Mad Chinese Suicide Bomber.

He lit the wrong fuse, and his bum exploded.

And that’s how chinese sausage was invented

Only YOU can prevent foreskin fires!
-Smokey the Bare.

@Marum:I can think of a lot more than 3 things!
Feeding hungry dogs comes to mind. 😯

“Hey Wang, this club’s restricted. So don’t tell ’em that you’re Jewish.”

With my wang burned, it burns when I pee!

@Huu Yuu: If your pee burns, your blood alcohol content may be way too high.

Doctor: No, nurse Spooner! I said “Prick his boil”..

“should’ve used preparation h”

A good antibiotic cream should clear that right up.

Yan can burn wang, so can you! Nice and hot!

Yes he did

If you are hungry, you probably will not look at this menu, because Wang Had To Burn