And all this time I thought they were meteorites…

posted on 22 Dec 2014 in Signs

Someone’s getting something special in his Christmas stocking…

Photo courtesy of Pierre.
Dog beauty salon found in Yokohama, Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Looks more like paws

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it fecally matter

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Winnie Poo and I’m interested

  4. timmy | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Bah, Humbung!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    And Crappy New Year!

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Merry Poo, and a phosphorus New Year!

    This must be the location where Mr. Turde works.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I Marry Pee?

  8. Huu Yuu | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Only if you get piss drunk.

  9. jjhitt | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The paws that refreshes.

  10. DrLex | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The kind of poo that makes you happy when you step in it!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    @ Huu Yuu: I know the place, it’s called Poo Bar.

  12. J-Luke | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    In this case it is not the more, the merrier…

  13. Frank Burns | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr. Hanky’s Japanese office.

  14. timmy | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not so Merry when your riding downwind of eight tiny reindeer.

  15. Stopchicks | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    For the children who were too naughty even for coal.

  16. Lora | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr. Hanky gives you a big “Howdy ho!” when you open the door.

  17. Droll not Troll | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness is a warm poopie.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Refusal of pet’s poo !!

  19. RT | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    that’s not fruitcake, though it tastes the same…

  20. Jellychop | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So after Santa’s elves developed a strange attraction to poodles, they ended up with this…

  21. PeeBee | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A Christmas stocking is like poo. You don’t want to put your foot in it.

  22. Marum | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    GEEZ! I only got coal.

  23. tadchem | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From Tom Lehrer’s “A Christmas Carol” –

    So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
    Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
    Driving his reindeer across the sky.
    Don’t stand underneath when they fly by.

  24. sirpaulfan | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meteors from Uranus

  25. Filboid | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dump your caca-poo here for an urgent haircut.

  26. Peter | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just next to Sad Pee

  27. Sean | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese dog breeders carefully matched their finest specimens until they came up with a variety that was perpetually happy and always incontinent. Thus was born the Merry-Poo.

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