And all this time I thought they were meteorites…

posted on 22 Dec 2014 in Signs

Someone’s getting something special in his Christmas stocking…

Photo courtesy of Pierre.
Dog beauty salon found in Yokohama, Japan. 

27 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Looks more like paws

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Does it fecally matter

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    I’m Winnie Poo and I’m interested

  4. timmy | 4:08 am |

    Bah, Humbung!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    And Crappy New Year!

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:49 am |

    Merry Poo, and a phosphorus New Year!

    This must be the location where Mr. Turde works.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:53 am |

    Can I Marry Pee?

  8. Huu Yuu | 5:02 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Only if you get piss drunk.

  9. jjhitt | 5:02 am |

    The paws that refreshes.

  10. DrLex | 5:25 am |

    The kind of poo that makes you happy when you step in it!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:51 am |

    @ Huu Yuu: I know the place, it’s called Poo Bar.

  12. J-Luke | 6:01 am |

    In this case it is not the more, the merrier…

  13. Frank Burns | 6:24 am |

    Mr. Hanky’s Japanese office.

  14. timmy | 6:48 am |

    It’s not so Merry when your riding downwind of eight tiny reindeer.

  15. Stopchicks | 7:01 am |

    For the children who were too naughty even for coal.

  16. Lora | 9:02 am |

    Mr. Hanky gives you a big “Howdy ho!” when you open the door.

  17. Droll not Troll | 10:19 am |

    Happiness is a warm poopie.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:49 pm |

    Refusal of pet’s poo !!

  19. RT | 12:58 pm |

    that’s not fruitcake, though it tastes the same…

  20. Jellychop | 6:57 pm |

    So after Santa’s elves developed a strange attraction to poodles, they ended up with this…

  21. PeeBee | 7:01 pm |

    A Christmas stocking is like poo. You don’t want to put your foot in it.

  22. Marum | 9:10 am |

    GEEZ! I only got coal.

  23. tadchem | 6:10 pm |

    From Tom Lehrer’s “A Christmas Carol” –

    So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
    Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
    Driving his reindeer across the sky.
    Don’t stand underneath when they fly by.

  24. sirpaulfan | 3:58 am |

    Meteors from Uranus

  25. Filboid | 2:06 pm |

    Dump your caca-poo here for an urgent haircut.

  26. Peter | 10:48 am |

    Just next to Sad Pee

  27. Sean | 3:43 am |

    Japanese dog breeders carefully matched their finest specimens until they came up with a variety that was perpetually happy and always incontinent. Thus was born the Merry-Poo.

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