Ew, that’s not tinsel

posted on 24 Dec 2014 in Signs

I just made the naughty list… twice

Photo courtesy of Allyson Abraham.
Sign found in Tokyo, Japan.
Originally posted 12.24.2011. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m feeling turgid already.

  2. faulty wiring | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    You’ll be needing that for the hos

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if it only happens once in a year…

  4. coffeebot | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    Is that a candy cane in your pocket, Santa?

  5. FatKenney | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s time to put on my Santa hat and show the ol’ lady my North Pole.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    Hey, ho!

  7. J-Luke | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    Can’t say that I’m dreaming of a white Christmas here…

  8. Michael | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that’s a Yule log of a different colour!

  9. Eccekio | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Err. I will if yule.

  10. Eccekio | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you decorate your cake with that prickly holly again, it’ll be a Ho Ho Ho for me.

  11. GwydionM | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I am VERY pleased to see you

  12. Big Fat Cat | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Tis a sign outside the lingerie shop

  13. Bill Gates | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    With my luck, it would be a headache.

  14. jjhitt | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    Clubbed with the Christmas Member …er… I mean … Member of the Christmas Club.

  15. Chris | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    Have yourself a throbbing little Christmas

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Just do it!

  17. Eccekio | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @FatKenny. At my age now, it is mainly a South Pole.

  18. Jøsh | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    Ever get the feeling that Japan is just messing with us?

  19. coffeebot | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    santa horminess

  20. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    Simply having a wonderful Christmastime ….

  21. Lora | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    “Every time someone orgasms, a devil gets his wings”
    From the XXX-Mas Special It’s a Wonderfully Throbbing Life.

    …I feel so dirty now! :-O

  22. sparky | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    Was Dancer and Prancer Gay?
    Throb on Rudolf.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m looking forward to the delightfully spasming Valentines Day.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    ‘Merry Christmas’ spelled correctly … ?!

  25. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    Clearly that’s not a gun in your pocket

  26. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    But does santa go down a hole

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    Eros does that

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Christmas should come earlier.

  29. timmy | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa cums but once a year.

  30. Sparky | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear Santa, I tried to be good, but naughty feels so nice.

  31. Tong | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Indeed, after the new year when I see the Visa bill!!!

  32. Marum | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What’s red, hot, and throbbing, and goes between your legs.

    A. A Honda motorbike.

  33. Marum | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH

    Agreed, the wages are terrible.

    It’s the working conditions that get you in.

  34. Marum | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Eecekio. Hanunuaboi namona, taubada. Oi namo? Kio? Momokani.

    Regards……Kiobada.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    Then Marry Christmas and have many Happy New Christmases!

  36. Gooma | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum. Is this a rerun.

    You used to post here as Eccekio a couple of years ago. The same pen name as you used to use on the old “Tokpisin Chatroom”.

    That was when Jenny named you Kiobada. Sampela kio istap. :)

    Bahmahuta taubada…Gooma.

  37. Droll not Troll | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    I can feel it in my baubles.

  38. Droll not Troll | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    Tingle balls, tingle balls, tingle all the way…

  39. Classic Steve | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa knows where all the bad girls live.

  40. Huu Yuu | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    If your Christmas is throbbing for more than three hours, go see a doctor immediately.

  41. Marum | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Aiyo Gooma. Long taim mi subim “usi” bilong han bilong Jenny. Em I kisim save, mi no wanpela kio.

    Jenny em I tok. Olsem wanem Emmy holim dispel usi bilong yu, em bikpela tumas.Kio bilong sampela kongkong, em I liklik tru.

    Yu kisim gutpela Krismas wantok. Na kisim hamamas long Niu Yia.

    Bahmahuta poro….Kiobada.

  42. Filboid | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Makes Tinseltown seem even less attractive, if that’s possible.

  43. Sean | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll be coming down your chimney Christmas Eve.

    And once the flue is cleaned out, we’ll have sex!

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