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posted on 25 Dec 2014 in Books/Magazines

What did you Santa ask?

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Shopping flier found in Kyushu, Japan.
Originally posted Christmas 2010. 

46 captions

  1. DrLex | 3:47 am |

    Seems like Yoda went into the Christmas card business.

  2. SF | 4:22 am |

    Christmas merry and it new year happy!

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:48 am |

    I Christmas of this year will present myself.

  4. beechoak | 4:51 am |

    Well, last year you presented us with a strip tease on a table top with a lamp shade on your head. Always a surprise when you’re invited to the office holiday party…!

  5. beechoak | 4:53 am |

    Is that an antenna in your pocket or are you just glad to present me?

  6. jjhitt | 5:16 am |

    Today I learned what roux is.
    You can club me now.

  7. Yannush | 5:39 am |

    Yoda IS Santa Claus!

  8. Jellychop | 6:05 am |

    Voluptuous incoherent women, a dog and an antenna: You can’t ask for a better Christmas party.
    And why is it snowing in the house?

  9. jjhitt | 7:05 am |

    I’ll get you, my pretty … and your little dog too!

  10. jjhitt | 7:06 am |

    When the talking dog makes more sense that your date, you know you’re too drunk to drive home.

  11. Classic Steve | 8:45 am |

    Oh, weather frightful inside is….

  12. jjhitt | 1:39 pm |

    Dear Santa, Is it too late to ask for a case of mental?

  13. Bill Gates | 9:17 pm |

    The gibberish I can handle. Just lose the creepy talking dog.

  14. Bill Gates | 9:20 pm |

    My dear, you will Christmas of this year present something in my pocket, if you are very good.

  15. emily2903 | 9:27 pm |

    Hang you the sock on wall and present you get know…..

  16. coffeebot | 1:54 pm |

    Confucious say dog who question it is ask is many make it the purse.

  17. phoenixx | 11:52 pm |

    confused at the message i am….

  18. Purplehound | 3:55 pm |

    Actually, the dog looks quite excited about the prospect of “getting it.”

  19. Jeff | 9:12 pm |

    Don’t worry Toto. NO ONE got it…

  20. Dervrak | 10:33 am |

    I hate white, middle class, poodles that try to talk ghetto…

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:52 am |

    I, Christmas, this year present: Eros, Wonderfully throbbing, Marry, Merry, Poo-Turde Christmas!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:39 am |

    MADAM: Do you think my ass is getting too big?
    DOGGY: Whiskass?

  23. algernon | 4:12 am |

    Rover has a bone of his own

  24. algernon | 4:14 am |

    Get a Christmas

  25. Huu Yuu | 4:14 am |

    “Do I get it what it is?”

    If “it” means what I think it is, then throbbing Christmas have you will.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |

    – Mommy, look! Mary Christmas!

  27. jjhitt | 5:23 am |

    I wanna Roux and Roll all night!

  28. faulty wiring | 6:01 am |

    meth. not even once

  29. Ben | 7:15 am |

    Roux club? Broken English? That’s not Japanese, that’s Cajun!
    Laissez les bon temps rouler!

  30. Marum | 9:30 am |

    I know what my BF wants for Christmas. I just don’t know how to gift wrap it.

  31. Marum | 9:34 am |

    Do my hips look big in this outfit.

  32. Marum | 9:35 am |

    And I’ll have my dog’s toenails clipped.

  33. Gooma | 10:43 am |

    Hahaha, Marum. Do you know how she got a bum that big. The same way Kimmie K. did.
    By having lots of wedges driven into it.

  34. Haxina | 10:46 am |

    I don’t think you can make a “Roux Club”, hard enough to poke a hole in my donut.

  35. GwydionM | 2:55 pm |

    Always nice to be visited by the Spirit of Christmas Present!

  36. sirpaulfan | 5:32 pm |

    What it is!

  37. Wax Frog | 7:53 pm |

    Very you will frightening of large get the hips!

  38. Filboid | 3:44 am |

    Roux the day I saw this, will.

  39. Filboid | 3:50 am |

    Today, Julia shows us how to make a delicious roux: First, you take a leek…

  40. Filboid | 4:06 am |

    Lie I cannot, butt big I love.

  41. Filboid | 4:09 am |

    Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Cansass anymore.

  42. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:38 am |

    Oh no! This next ghost is Christmassing of next year future!

  43. iLock | 5:23 pm |

    I don’t know dog. I don’t even get it.
    Your grammar is better than the lady there.

  44. kemi242 | 10:24 am |

    I have already Christmassed this year a present.

  45. Jewels | 8:17 pm |

    Sorry, I don’t get it.

  46. Sean | 3:21 am |

    Holy crap, a talking dog!

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