I forgot the other two…

posted on 17 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

You teach me English now

Photo courtesy of Tony Siu.
Found in Southern China. 

32 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    Let me guess – a four-letter word?

  2. DrLex | 4:12 am |

    … might help me to finish this sentence?

  3. algernon | 4:25 am |

    Purple

  4. algernon | 4:25 am |

    I give up

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |

    NOTE: This word is scratched on a piece of a filthy broken toilet bowl stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘IS NOT THERE THE THING LEFT BEHIND OF THE BLACKSHEEP?’.

  6. jjhitt | 5:24 am |

    Shopping in a Third Hand Store.

  7. timmy | 5:37 am |

    The best you can hope for is to learn “thirdry”.

  8. Peter | 5:46 am |

    Thirdly word problems…

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:51 am |

    In China, they learn Chinese fourthly.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:05 am |

    I don’t know which word but one can be quite sure it will be Engrish

  11. Frank Burns | 6:07 am |

    Don’t you know about the third?
    Everybody knows the third is the word!
    Third, third, third is the word.

  12. Huu Yuu | 6:08 am |

    What was the baby’s thirdly word? I know what my firstly word was.

  13. Chris | 8:13 am |

    3st thing on the list to learn.

  14. Ageless | 8:18 am |

    Mommy firstly, daddy secondly, so thirdly must be No.

  15. Sparky | 8:34 am |

    Made in the thirdly world.

  16. Biff the Understudy | 10:00 am |

    … is probably an adverb.

  17. Droll not Troll | 10:19 am |

    … and then I want to learn to count to potato.

  18. TS | 10:21 am |

    Clearly the first word is not ‘translate’, and the 2nd not ‘proof-read’.

  19. Marum | 10:47 am |

    The young bloke says to his girlfriend: “I will give you three guesses as tho why I love you..”

    Gf: ‘I give in.’

    Bf: “Aww! You got it in one.”

  20. Marum | 10:49 am |

    From where his eyes are focussed, I think the shop assistant is getting an election.

  21. Marum | 11:30 am |

    !st word: NO.

    2nd word: CONDOM.

  22. Marum | 11:33 am |

    The third word is understandable in all languages.

  23. TS | 2:36 pm |

    Werd…

  24. RT | 3:38 pm |

    third is most important, nod nod

  25. Droll not Troll | 4:52 pm |

    Supercafali… er… supercalifraligis… er… superfralicagilistic…

  26. Marum | 5:01 pm |

    @DnT Supercalorific. Sorta like a deep fried Mars Bar.

  27. JimS | 5:00 am |

    I want to learn “firstly” thirdly, but I need to learn “thirdly” firstly.

  28. sirpaulfan | 4:17 am |

    I want to learn thirdly word, but I can’t say what it is. It is a secret.

  29. Sean | 4:13 am |

    Once you get around to learning words thirdly, you’ll regret having bought that shirt.

  30. chaoticbaboosh | 8:07 am |

    but not secondly

  31. chaoticbaboosh | 8:08 am |

    learning new words is the last thing i want to do

  32. chaoticbaboosh | 8:08 am |

    thirdly world country

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