I want to Marry Christmas!

posted on 21 Dec 2014 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Edward Grodin.

26 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    I’d rather Hello Kitty

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    Marry Christmas and Divorce New Year!

  3. algernon | 4:30 am |

    I thought you’d never ask

  4. algernon | 4:32 am |

    I love inanimate objects

  5. timmy | 4:56 am |

    From Dumb and Dumber to…

    “What is your name”?
    “Lloyd Christmas”.
    “Like the holiday”?
    “No, like the tree”.

  6. DrLex | 4:57 am |

    Here we see a nice specimen of the wild Christmas. After marriage, it carries its offspring, a trumpet and a teddy bear, in its red-spotted green marsupium.

  7. GwydionM | 5:00 am |

    And a prostitute new year!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:32 am |

    Only if Mary married Merry.

  9. Ben | 7:34 am |

    Do you believe in Santa?
    I do.

  10. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:26 am |

    Not many good boys and girls this year, apparently; Santa only brought his fanny pack.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:46 am |

    – Mommy! Marry Christmas!
    – Shut up and Happy New Year!

  12. Droll not Troll | 10:06 am |

    It wouldn’t be much fun. Remember, Christmas comes but once a year.

  13. Classic Steve | 10:28 am |

    “Well, if you love Christmas so much, then why don’t you marry it?”

  14. J-Luke | 11:09 am |

    Or: how Santa’s ho-ho-ho became his wife-wife-wife…

  15. coffeebot | 11:13 am |

    Okay, but I have to divorce Hanukkah first.

  16. szk | 11:46 am |

    Marry merry Mary Christmas

  17. Big Fat Cat | 12:28 pm |

    Turde put this one in his Christmas sock!

  18. Big Fat Cat | 12:50 pm |

    Who wants to marry Christmas? Rosemarry raises her hand.

  19. Lora | 1:23 pm |

    I’d rather marry Santa. He’s jolly, he’s well traveled, and he showers you with gifts. 🙂

  20. Gruntled | 1:37 pm |

    only after I’ve had my way with every other holiday

  21. EffEff | 6:03 pm |

    And pretend that he is Parson Brown,
    He’ll say, “Are you married?” we’ll say, “No, man”,
    But you can do the job when you’re in town.

  22. Jellychop | 3:04 am |

    The marriage might be a bit expensive and hectic, but the divorce settlement would be astounding!

  23. Huu Yuu | 5:00 am |

    Of course he wants to get married, he is a bit wooden in the picture.

  24. sirpaulfan | 4:03 am |

    Why marry Christmas when you can shack up with Shrove Tuesday?

  25. Peter | 10:47 am |

    Wait a minute . . . is Christmas male or female?

  26. chaoticbaboosh | 8:22 am |

    marry christmas , and a harppy new year

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