No reindeer is safe.

posted on 23 Dec 2014 in Clothing

You had to ask what Santa does the other 364 days…

Photo courtesy of Tungfliker.

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  1. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    Where men are men and reindeer’s are scared

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The santa of love

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Marry Eros and Happy Nude Year!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, Christmas is coming … !

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Yosemite Samta! The roughest toughest reindeer-riding hombre this side of Texas.

  6. Jellychop | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Totally implausible; Santa only rides bareback.

  7. DrLex | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Are these socks for feet, or for another body part?

  8. jjhitt | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think Dasher is getting much out of the relationship.

  9. timmy | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, somebody has to take care of all those elves.

  10. jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh boy! An archery set!

  11. GwydionM | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    The old Santa retired, and now it’s a Cowboy Outfit.

  12. jjhitt | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    What did you think “reindeer games” were? Kickball?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    This is so cupid!

  14. PeeBee | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    He came upon a midnight clear…

  15. Sparky | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Yippee-ki-yay m…..f…er!

  16. Chris | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    “It’s f**kin’ Christmas!”

  17. Marum | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahm Santa and ahm vixen to get me some reindeer poontang for Christmas.

  18. Droll not Troll | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful how you do it. Remember, eros spelled backwards is sore!

  19. pasdrole | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Santa’s gonna ring your jingle bells!

  20. Classic Steve | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “I saw Vixen kissing Santa Claus….”

  21. Droll not Troll | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Who asked for sOx for Christmas?

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Eros Christmas and Ramazzotti New Year … Prego!

  23. Lora | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Oh give me a home, where the polar bears roam, and the elves and the reindeer go play…

  24. Huu Yuu | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll: The ones who want to marry Christmas.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Deeros!

  26. sirpaulfan | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Me and my Eros….

  27. Peter | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa is a snappy dresser.

  28. Peter | 7:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa is a snappy dresser!

  29. Stan | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now i understand why Rudolf got a red nose.

  30. olog-hai | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My eyes aren’t the greatest these days, but isn’t that a pronghorn? And what’s with the cowboy hat?

  31. Peter | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    EROS . . . until it gets SORE

  32. Sean | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Blitzen looks concerned about what’s in store for him one he and Ol’ Grimy, the Drunken Santa-Cosplaying Prospector, get back to their little shack at the mine.

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