Sorry ma’am, have to cite you for tartness.

posted on 12 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Use approved diaport stations only.

Photo courtesy of E.M.
Found in China. 

39 captions

  1. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am |

    This was also posted in the major local papers, as required by law.

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Instead of ambulating maybe I’ll walk.

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Must be an extreme sport this staicase

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    – But Officer, I’m an adult bicycle!

  5. iLock | 4:09 am |

    No ambu-leaning in staircase.

  6. iLock | 4:11 am |

    Hmm, all these people ambulating on the staircase
    has made it extra tart!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    – Mommy, why did you take off my diaport? I need to pee!

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:30 am |

    And in 30 days, I will be taking the staircase away. I always wanted a staircase of my own.

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:32 am |

    If I can’t ambulate in the staircase, how am I supposed to get up and down a floor? (I’m guessing this is for an escalator)

  10. Huu Yuu | 4:34 am |

    But the armrest is the bestride of all.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:02 am |

    I don’t take drugs or staircases

  12. Salome | 5:44 am |

    If my tartness protrudes, will your keenness protrude also?

  13. Ben | 5:45 am |

    On second thought I’ll just climb up the outside of the building. it seems safer than taking the stairs.

  14. Frank Burns | 6:18 am |

    Is your tartness and keenness protruding? Or are you just glad to see me?

  15. DrLex | 6:25 am |

    I keenly diaport your resort by bestriding the armrest with a bicycle full of tartness.

  16. Stopchicks | 6:53 am |

    What if I just mediocreride the armrest?

  17. jjhitt | 7:46 am |

    Stairway aerobics: Ambulate…2….3…Diaport…2…3… Protrude and hold it.

  18. jjhitt | 7:48 am |

    Don’t take the stairs. It’s where we keep the old folks.

  19. Ageless | 8:13 am |

    That’s it, I’ll take the elevator.

  20. Sparky | 8:34 am |

    Do you really have to protrude in the staircase. Just go to the park like everyone else.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 8:35 am |

    Superheroes, please use our regular elevators.

  22. EffEff | 8:45 am |

    Offenders may be subject to diaportation.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:57 am |

    WARNING: All protruders will be executeness

  24. Biff the Understudy | 10:07 am |

    Obama: “we accompanied some folks”

  25. Biff the Understudy | 10:11 am |

    Children and old folks should not be accompany by chasers, beaters, or seekers. And brooms only, no bicycles.

  26. Droll not Troll | 10:18 am |

    It used to be a plain old staircase, then they made all these regulations and things just escalated from there.

  27. Marum | 11:38 am |

    It really is great fun bestride the armrest.
    Don’t knock until you’ve tried it.

  28. Marum | 11:45 am |

    In fact, having a tartness or two on the staircase, sounds pretty titillating also.
    Assuming ; tartness = female tart. or even the local bicycle.

  29. Droll not Troll | 11:49 am |

    It’s rude to protrude!

  30. Marum | 12:18 pm |

    @ DnT It varies proportionally to the amount you protrude.

    ie. From a little naughty to a gross insult.

  31. Droll not Troll | 4:05 pm |

    @Marum: It’s only a gross insult if you do it 144 times. 😛

  32. Droll not Troll | 4:08 pm |

    What’s this about diaport? Does this mean the staircase has a special provision for people who tale insulin?

  33. Mr. Wrong | 6:17 pm |

    “It’s a pretty good zoo,”
    Said young Gerald McGrew,
    “And the fellow who runs it
    Seems proud of it, too.”

    “But if I ran the zoo,”
    Said young Gerald McGrew,
    “I’d make a few changes.
    That’s just what I’d do…”

    The lions and tigers and that kind of stuff
    The have up here now are not quite good enough.
    You see things like these in just any old zoo.
    They’re awfully old-fashioned. I want something new.

    I’d add some children and lots of old folks.
    Then stick them in cells and slap them in yokes.
    And if I catch them climbing the stairs,
    I’ll dice them up nicely and feed them to bears.

  34. Mr. Wrong | 6:21 pm |

    Don’t worry. Now that I am of a certain age, there is no risk of protruding the tartness and keenness out of the staircase.

  35. Mr. Wrong | 6:22 pm |

    Great. Now I don’t even want to resort or diaport at the passageway. And bestriding any armrests.

  36. Mr. Wrong | 6:23 pm |

    So…one of those staircases that likes to play hard to get.

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:56 am |

    NOTICE: In case of notice of not take staircase, please notice of take elevator

  38. MKULTRAFUN | 9:07 am |

    Where is your keeper now?

  39. sirpaulfan | 6:37 pm |

    so where CAN I diaport????

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