Sorry ma’am, have to cite you for tartness.

posted on 12 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Use approved diaport stations only.

Photo courtesy of E.M.
Found in China. 

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  1. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    This was also posted in the major local papers, as required by law.

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Instead of ambulating maybe I’ll walk.

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 3  

    Must be an extreme sport this staicase

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    – But Officer, I’m an adult bicycle!

  5. iLock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    No ambu-leaning in staircase.

  6. iLock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm, all these people ambulating on the staircase
    has made it extra tart!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 3  

    – Mommy, why did you take off my diaport? I need to pee!

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    And in 30 days, I will be taking the staircase away. I always wanted a staircase of my own.

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    If I can’t ambulate in the staircase, how am I supposed to get up and down a floor? (I’m guessing this is for an escalator)

  10. Huu Yuu | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    But the armrest is the bestride of all.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t take drugs or staircases

  12. Salome | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    If my tartness protrudes, will your keenness protrude also?

  13. Ben | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    On second thought I’ll just climb up the outside of the building. it seems safer than taking the stairs.

  14. Frank Burns | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Is your tartness and keenness protruding? Or are you just glad to see me?

  15. DrLex | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I keenly diaport your resort by bestriding the armrest with a bicycle full of tartness.

  16. Stopchicks | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    What if I just mediocreride the armrest?

  17. jjhitt | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Stairway aerobics: Ambulate…2….3…Diaport…2…3… Protrude and hold it.

  18. jjhitt | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t take the stairs. It’s where we keep the old folks.

  19. Ageless | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s it, I’ll take the elevator.

  20. Sparky | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you really have to protrude in the staircase. Just go to the park like everyone else.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Superheroes, please use our regular elevators.

  22. EffEff | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Offenders may be subject to diaportation.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: All protruders will be executeness

  24. Biff the Understudy | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Obama: “we accompanied some folks”

  25. Biff the Understudy | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Children and old folks should not be accompany by chasers, beaters, or seekers. And brooms only, no bicycles.

  26. Droll not Troll | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    It used to be a plain old staircase, then they made all these regulations and things just escalated from there.

  27. Marum | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It really is great fun bestride the armrest.
    Don’t knock until you’ve tried it.

  28. Marum | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    In fact, having a tartness or two on the staircase, sounds pretty titillating also.
    Assuming ; tartness = female tart. or even the local bicycle.

  29. Droll not Troll | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s rude to protrude!

  30. Marum | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @ DnT It varies proportionally to the amount you protrude.

    ie. From a little naughty to a gross insult.

  31. Droll not Troll | 4:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: It’s only a gross insult if you do it 144 times. 😛

  32. Droll not Troll | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s this about diaport? Does this mean the staircase has a special provision for people who tale insulin?

  33. Mr. Wrong | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “It’s a pretty good zoo,”
    Said young Gerald McGrew,
    “And the fellow who runs it
    Seems proud of it, too.”

    “But if I ran the zoo,”
    Said young Gerald McGrew,
    “I’d make a few changes.
    That’s just what I’d do…”

    The lions and tigers and that kind of stuff
    The have up here now are not quite good enough.
    You see things like these in just any old zoo.
    They’re awfully old-fashioned. I want something new.

    I’d add some children and lots of old folks.
    Then stick them in cells and slap them in yokes.
    And if I catch them climbing the stairs,
    I’ll dice them up nicely and feed them to bears.

  34. Mr. Wrong | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry. Now that I am of a certain age, there is no risk of protruding the tartness and keenness out of the staircase.

  35. Mr. Wrong | 6:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Great. Now I don’t even want to resort or diaport at the passageway. And bestriding any armrests.

  36. Mr. Wrong | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    So…one of those staircases that likes to play hard to get.

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTICE: In case of notice of not take staircase, please notice of take elevator

  38. MKULTRAFUN | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is your keeper now?

  39. sirpaulfan | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    so where CAN I diaport????

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